The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

Ha! I was describing this article to my father and I mentioned exactly that. I’m not kidding when I say my Trumpster Facebook friends think this stuff is real and comment on it.

Why did you know George Soros, in collusion with Hillary, is paying gynecologists to tell pregnant Trump supporters that there is something wrong with their pregnancies and they need immediate abortions?

I’ve seen that one a few times.

Trump was absolutely correct in every way. Here’s a vid of someone in Finland raking up leaves into a leaf pile. There are a bunch er fellers in Finland today keeping the forests tidy – there are even folks in Brazil who use biggly American rakes to tidy their forests.

Why can’t librul California use made-in-America equipment to rake its forests rather than invading illegals?

This just in: Trump waffles on pledge to keep chief of staff John Kelly

Say what? Is this some kind of whoosh that’s going to make me feel stupid?

W. House = Waffle House

Juneau is about 20 degrees colder, on average, than northern Mediterranean cities like Dubrovnik or Marseilles. For southern Mediterranean cities it’s more like 30 degrees.

I would say that’s more than “slightly.” Juneau probably isn’t as cold as most people assume though.

No, not a whoosh. When I lived in Portland (Oregon), I was told Portland had a Mediterranean climate. Juneau has lower average temperatures than Portland, but not by all that much.

After having visited Paradise, California, Trump talked about the town of “Pleasure”.

Climate zones are not determined by temperature alone. Juneau is nowhere near having a Mediterranean climate; it is on the boundary between cool summer humid continental and subarctic climates.

The most telling statistic is summertime rainfall. Average rainfall in California in Jun-Sept = virtually zero. Avg rainfall in Juneau in those months = a metric shit ton.

An entire town destroyed. 77 confirmed dead, 993 still missing. 11,713 residences, 472 commercial and 3,388 other buildings destroyed, smoke causing the worst air quality in the world for cities hours away and he can’t be bothered to remember the name of the town.

I await his excuse.

Probably the Secret Service’s fault. You see, they needed to keep his location double top secret. Or, maybe it’s his staff’s fault. Because it just cannot possibly be his own fault.

It’s Hillary’s fault. A staffer loyal to her did not give him the correct index card with the name of the town.

No, no. You’re all wrong, silly people. He’s going to say that the name of the town IS “Pleasure,” and the Fake News Media, the residents of the town, and the state of California have gotten the name wrong all these years.

And the MAGAbots will believe him.

I thought it was because they had not properly raked.

In America, leaves rake President!

Even his tweets are degenerating (and yes, somehow it’s possible):

“Adam Schitt”. Yes, we do have a 12 year old for a President, and an underparented one at that.

Lock Ivanka up!!!

Rake America Great Again!