Apparently our vice president can’t even get his Bible verses right. I’m sure he meant Philippians 4-13.
I’ll bet Mike Pence wishes he could be fired.
While I watched (much later, no live) the Nancy/Chuck/Donald/Vice-president-elf-on-the-shelf (I’m stealing that) thing, it occurred to me why that addled-brained orange troll doll is so emphatic about the wall.
He’s so fat (I say this as a not-thin person) he can’t imagine being capable of climbing over it, so therefore no one else could.
I think he thinks that migrants would genuinely look at it and go “muy alto. No bueno. voy a regresar a mi casa.” That they’d look like a bunch of little kids when their frisbee ends up on a scary neighbor’s roof. All shrug and give each other “oh shucks” looks and go home. Because climbing is hard when you can’t see your own feet.
It also seems like a super intimidating thing because he’s probably afraid of heights… you know, like stairs.
I will go to bed tonight snug as a bug in a rug thinking of “Individual 1” being furious that he can’t fire Pence.
Pence: “I did half a xan, thirteen hours 'til I land… Had me out like a light, yay…”
Stupid on multiple levels. If it was a setup, then Trump fell for it hook, line, and sinker. If it wasn’t a setup, what did Trump think that ultra-conservative Mike Pence would say in a meeting with Shumer and Pelosi?
This movie title popped into my head after today’s tantrum.
So I guess Mitch McConnell is Queen Charlotte?
Failed businessmen circles.
If it was a set up, didn’t Trump set it up himself by calling in the cameras?
ETA: I think Trump thought he was making some sort of show of power in front of the media. Instead of the win he visioned for himself he got owned.
I’m just glad he’s cognizant enough to realize it. If the reports of his seething anger at Pence and throwing shit around the office are legit.
Admirable of Schumer maintaining the most Pained Looking Smile I’ve ever seen, how he was looking too much at Pelosi the whole time. Then again, if I was in his shoes, and having to turn to my right, and plunk - eight feet away is some gibroni who needs his gross pasty fucking face smashed in, then perhaps I’d be looking away too.
I could easily watch another tense, awkward televised threesome of this again. Maybe Eric Andre could moderate.
Yeah, Schumer looked like he could barely contain himself. “GOD, YOU’RE SO FUCKING STUPID!” and “OMG, I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT, YOU MORON” must have been on the tip of his tongue the entire time.
So what color is Trump’s urine? :dubious:
The movie title graphically illustrates how stupid Americans expect other Americans to be: they were going to call it The Madness of King George III but then decided that they better not do that because the potential audience would be reduced by the number of people who would stay away because they had not seen parts one and two.
Sometimes it feels like we deserve Individual-1.
^^I think it’s the color of diet coke.
I’ll bet Pelosi and Schumer ducked into a private coatroom nearest the exit from the Oval Office and howled hysterically together for a few minutes, before regaining their composure to go speak to the cameras outside the White House.
So, Pence walks, and Il Douche doesn’t name a VP candidate. Fuck you, he says to the Senate Republicans, back me one hundred percent or I’ll resign and then…President Pelosi. Total loyalty.
“Susan? Hi, it’s Mitch, just calling to remind you that tomorrow its your turn to blow the President…”
mmmm-naa, I’d bet Chuck woulda gone more with a “IN THE GOOD NAME OF ALL THAT IS MARTY ALLEN-LIKE IN THIS UNIVERSE, YOU PUKED-UP, BABBLING, WALKING SHITBURGER OF A WHOREMONGER’S GRANDABORTION, YOU WANT A WALL? YEAH, I GOT ONE RIGHT HERE FOR YA” (with obligatory bras d’honneur)
Really? It’s essentially down to Barr and Meadows for CoS?
Or Ivanka?