How about “Sanctions came. Stormy didn’t.”
♫ I’m Macho Man!
I don’t care if you came or not,
I’m Macho Man! ♫
(Part of a stand-up routine in the late-'70s/early-'80s. I don’t remember who.)
Sounds like Robin Williams…
Individual 1 says ***his ***generals (because they belong to him) are better looking than Tom Cruise, and stronger, too.
Donald Trump Says His Generals Are 'Better Looking Than Tom Cruise, and Stronger'?
Perhaps he is making a joke.
He has been making a joke for nearly two years.
'Twas the great Richard Pryor.
He has been a joke for far longer than that.
The investigations and document demands that the Democrats have already started calling for:
House Democrats Start Investigating Trump This Morning | HuffPost Latest News?
Ah, you’re right. I had a couple of comedy albums from those days, one from each…
Oh boy. I’m making popcorn. 
“the elevation of Matthew Whitaker from a non-Senate-confirmed aide who recently worked as a salesman for a company convicted of fraud and a pitchman for toilets designed for men with oversized genitals to the position of acting attorney general.”
:eek:
Can I have some bourbon with my popcorn? Maybe just the bourbon?
CNN’s Chris Cillizza gets the fun job of periodically deconstructing Trump’s ramblings. Here’s his take on the … cabinet meeting? His good-looking generals are just one of a long list of bizarro-world pronouncements.
https://www.cnn.com/2019/01/03/politics/donald-trump-cabinet-meeting/index.html
Pour me two fingers of bourbon and then explain the underlined part to me (my emphasis). No pictures necessary. Just a simple, verbal explanation, and then hand me the glass.
OMG. Y’all have got to read those and pick your favorite lines. Mine is (thump speaking): “3. ‘There’s some horrible things going on in the world, and we want to help those people.’” Well, I for one, think he is *definitely *doing his part to help the people who are doing horrible things.
Oh.
<Tosses back drink>
Yeah. That guy should be Attorney General. Hell, how about Secretary of State?
<Holds out glass for a refill>
Whadya wanna bet President Button Mushroom bought one?
Of course he did: the gold plated model. 
And put the empty box out on the curb (metaphorically) so everyone would know he bought one.
All rightee, then, I’ll go with:
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“I don’t care about Europe.”
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“I could be the most popular person in Europe. I could be – I could run for any office if I wanted to, but I don’t want to.”
(actually, with the growing far-right influence sweeping across Europe, maybe not so preposterous a quote.) -
“I think I would’ve been a good general, but who knows.”
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“I said, this is the greatest room I’ve ever seen. I – I saw more computer boards than, I think, that they make today.”