It is bad enough knowing you are sitting where someone else sat.
Here’s the press release for the Masculine Toilet.
Then there are those unfortunates who can’t even urinate in the toilet from a standing position without getting the end of their dingus wet. Won’t someone think of them?
I like the use of the Arrested Development [narrator voice].
Oh, for fuck’s sake. If a man is that well endowed, can’t he just wrap it around his thigh like a pet snake while he’s seated? How many times must a fellow literally dip his wick in order to remember to rescue the offended appendage before it hits the pool? He needs a special loo?
A man too stupid to think his way through this process certainly shouldn’t be appointed as an acting AG! :dubious:
“That water’s cold!”
“Deep, too!”
Deep? I’m touching bottom.
Here. Let’s just use two straws.
Hate to think what happens if you accidentally flush.
If he’s THAT well-endowed, he’ll pass out when he gets an erection.
Or did someone already do that one? Seriously, is it that much an imposition to hold onto it for 20 seconds when you pee. I don’t know about these guys who let it dangle and put there hands on their hips. (the same pose Superman uses when deflecting bullets)
Especially if it’s not a regular home toilet but one of those commercial ones with the really powerful whoosh! You could lose an… er… something important.
My first husband went to a boys’ school decades ago and he told me they used to light cherry bombs and then flush them down the institutional toilets. I’m guessing that wouldn’t happen much in an all-girls’ school. At least not in the 1960s.
“And wide!”
Actually it feels really really good.
Too bad Washington congresscritters couldn’t also go without a paycheck - probably would’ve sped up a resolution to the shutdown. Moreso - with a certain leader - Donny No Scoops.
I read that as “…tan and a half months”.
Taking a brief break from waste receptacles,
(The Cheeto-faced Shitgibbon), who refused to reopen the government as it enters day 13 of a partial government shutdown, described Pelosi as “a good Catholic” and encouraged her to fund his wall because the Vatican City also has a wall …
What’s next? Asking Chuck Schumer to fund it in commemoration of the Wailing Wall?
Having been there, reports of a wall encircling Vatican City comes as a surprise.
Gotta keep those pesky Huguenots out somehow, you know.
It’s made out of the same stuff as the 10-foot wall surrounding the Obama residence. <shrug> Invisible!
MSNBC reporting that two bills re-opening the government have passed the House.
Sadly the worst line from that spewing of nonsense was inexplicably missing from that rundown.
The first part is wrong, and the second part calls into question the entire the Republican foreign policy platform of the late 20th century.
So the whole Olympic boycott of 1980 was just to prevent US athletes from wasting their finite amount of energy?