The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

[bobot]

I fully expect some kind of legendary stupidity like that. 100%

[pulykamell]

@bobot

I fully expect some kind of legendary stupidity like that. 100%

Yeah, kinda hard for me to see what else this could be today.

[scr4]

@pulykamell

Yeah, kinda hard for me to see what else this could be today.

My guess is there will be no specific policies announced. I think he just wants to rant and rave on prime-time TV. It’ll just be his standard attacks on “fake news” and Democrats.

[Happy_Lendervedder]

Hey, maybe this is the moment he transitions himself into a more normal politician.

Or maybe he comes out with poopy underpants on his head. I’m actually leaning toward this one.

[zoid]

@JohnT

Nope. Still there:

https://twitter.com/ChuckGrassley/status/1082342091366322177

And, yes, he does always tweet like that.

He’s bein’ hep to hang with the cool kids - can you dig it?

[Ukulele_Ike]

@Happy_Lendervedder

Hey, maybe this is the moment he transitions himself into a more normal politician.

“This was the night that Mister Trump finally became Presidential!”

— at least a half dozen TV pundits, probably

[ElvisL1ves]

@Ukulele_Ike

“This was the night that Mister Trump finally became Presidential!”

— at least a half dozen TV pundits, probably

That’s what the TV pundits said back when he ordered missile strikes in Syria, just for after-dinner entertainment at Mar-a-Lago. Said his own damn Commerce Secretary.

[JohnT]

@zoid

He’s bein’ hep to hang with the cool kids - can you dig it?

Keep it swinging, Daddy-o!

[jayjay]

Groovy, man…

[Steve_MB]

Next on the chopping block?

…“He’s sitting there going, 'Why the f— isn’t there anybody saying good stuff about me? Why is there nobody on TV that’s defending me?” said a former senior administration official.

The president has expressed increasing frustration with his press shop that he doesn’t see more of his defenders on television – a recurrent issue about which Trump has brooded in the past. Some of that frustration has focused on White House communications director Bill Shine, a former Fox News executive who joined the White House in July on the recommendation of his friend and longtime Fox News host Sean Hannity. Hannity touted Shine to Trump as an antidote to the torrent of negative media coverage the president receives, according to two sources familiar with the conversations, and suffered from an outsized expectation on the part of the president that Shine could stem the tide…

[Buck_Godot]

@bobot

I fully expect some kind of legendary stupidity like that. 100%

Maybe they can stage a rush at the border. Hire a bunch of Mexican actors who can come streaming over the border carrying forty pound Bags white powder, cartoon Bombs, someone who made-up to look like he’s suffering from small pox, and a guy who is looking at white women with lust in his eyes. While the onlookers freeze in horror, quick thinking captain bone spurs reaches over and grabs a gun from the holster of a nearby Secret service agent and in a matter of seconds drops each of the intruders with a single shot to the head. Then he turns back to the cheering audience and calmly declares “And that my fellow Americans is why we need a border wall”.

[ElvisL1ves]

Maybe they can bring in the same Congressional staffers who staged the “Brooks Brothers Riot” in 2000.

[dasmoocher]

@Buck_Godot

Maybe they can stage a rush at the border. Hire a bunch of Mexican actors who can come streaming over the border carrying forty pound Bags white powder, cartoon Bombs, someone who made-up to look like he’s suffering from small pox, and a guy who is looking at white women with lust in his eyes. While the onlookers freeze in horror, quick thinking captain bone spurs reaches over and grabs a gun from the holster of a nearby Secret service agent and in a matter of seconds drops each of the intruders with a single shot to the head. Then he turns back to the cheering audience and calmly declares “And that my fellow Americans is why we need a border wall”.

Also, Trump should wear a serape and cowboy hat and have a cigarillo clenched in his teeth.

[Rick_Kitchen]

@JohnT

Nope. Still there:

https://twitter.com/ChuckGrassley/status/1082342091366322177

And, yes, he does always tweet like that.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is the President pro Tem of the US Senate, and fourth in line to the Presidency. Sigh.

[scr4]

So if Trump goes with the emergency declaration thing, he needs to re-allocate money that’s already approved for the DoD, correct? Has there been any speculation on who/what will lose out?

[Johnny_L.A]

@Buck_Godot

someone who['s] made-up to look like he’s suffering from small pox…

According to the CDC [emphasis mine]:

[By] 1971 smallpox was eradicated from South America…

[O]n May 8, 1980, the 33rd World Health Assembly officially declared the world free of this disease. Eradication of smallpox is considered the biggest achievement in international public health.

[psychobunny]

OK, I have to admit that I am actually looking forward to this a little. Will he rant and rave about the Democrats? Will he go off-script? Will he have any plan or even a coherent idea of what he intends from this speech?Or will he just treat it like one of his rallies?

[Try2B_Comprehensive]

Check out USA Today’s pre-address warm-up:
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/opinion/9-things-you-should-know-before-trump-starts-spewing-lies-in-tuesday-address-to-the-nation/ar-BBRXxUA

They predict “spewing lies” right in the title! Extraordinary times!

[Euphonious_Polemic]

@psychobunny

OK, I have to admit that I am actually looking forward to this a little. Will he rant and rave about the Democrats? Will he go off-script? Will he have any plan or even a coherent idea of what he intends from this speech?Or will he just treat it like one of his rallies?

Trump is going to announce that he will use an executive order to declare the Reichstag Fire a National Emergency, and will henceforth assume all powers, according to Article 48 of the Weimar Constitution.

[CaptMurdock]

@Steve_MB

Next on the chopping block?

. Some of that frustration has focused on White House communications director Bill Shine, a former Fox News executive who joined the White House in July on the recommendation of his friend and longtime Fox News host Sean Hannity.

There’s half the problem right there. :rolleyes: