And Trump will die happy, knowing people will say he was hung.
Well-hung. 
Now, I don’t wanna kill you, and you don’t wanna be dead.
The best hung president ever.
First-class? Trump always goes World-class!
You’re going to have to upgrade the gibbett. Beams have to be gold-plated! Platform will be marble, of course! The rope has to have diamonds embedded in it. And the switch-hinge for the trapdoor has to be the most up-to-date silver plated electronics! No crude hangman’s lever for him.
Specs for the coffin to follow, but also world-class.
This has to be a spectacle!
I don’t even know where to post this shit anymore, and if this was already posted in this thread (hell, it’s more than 16 hours old), I apologize:
He doesn’t fucking realize how dysfunctional he sounds. Next up at the State of the Union: “My pants are fine. Before I came out here, fake people were telling me I’m having a problem with my pants, but just look at my bare ass and hairy nuts! I am NOT having a problem with my PANTS!”
You shithead, nobody’s there because you’re not paying them to be there.
Worst. Editing. Remark. Ever.
This will be a very interesting State of the Union address. Can Chump cancel that? Would not surprise me if he did and gave some lame-ass excuse.
He can deliver a written SOTU report and bypass the speech. He cannot bypass the SOTU as it is a Constitutional requirement.
Oh. Now the Constitution matters?
Another day, another bombshell.
But since the government is shut down (which is, BTW, the Demonrats’ fault), how can he be expected to give a SOTU? Sad!
The state of the union is Mississippi, if it progresses to at least Alabama, maybe there will be something to say.
Does it have a length or coherence standard specified?
IMHO Donny Two-scoops is not anti-America; he just doesn’t give a shit about America one way or the other. After all, the evidence is plain he doesn’t give a shit about anything else – right up to his wife and kids – why should he care about the country he happens to live in?
I spun that fantasy some months ago about him sitting in a prison cell pondering about how he’s been stripped of all his wealth and property and several of his kids are in another prison somewhere, and slowly coming to the realization it all started when he decided to make a vanity bid for the presidency and unexpectedly won.
In reality I figure the prison guards will deserve extra pay for listening to incessant whining about how it’s not f-a-i-i-r and deep state this and Obama that. Introspection is not his strong suit.
“Things are great, many people tell me workers don’t want to be paid. NO COLUSION!1!!!”
Hanged.
Let him tweet the SOTU. I believe a 140-character State of the Union address would be more than adequate, given the state of the union.
(My emphasis)
BEEP Sorry, disqualification due to attributing “realization” to our so-called president.
If thump were put into a concrete, rat-infested cell, half-submerged in water with a 3" X 3" window looking out onto an air shaft, and a big screen playing a continuous Power Point presentation of how he has lost every penny he ever had (including the pretend pennies, of which I believe there are the most); how his name has been stripped from every piece of property he ever owned, including real and personal-- signs, monograms, everything; how nobody knows where he is or cares… none of these things would produce one molecule of realization and they certainly wouldn’t trigger any “pondering” of anything except how nothing is, was, or ever will be his fault. And he won’t connect it with any “vanity” anything. The losers of the world did this to him because they ARE losers and he will never be one. It’s a mighty delusion. We see it acted out every single day.
What a classy guy.