Border Patrol cannot find any evidence to support Individual 1’s claims that women are being smuggled across the border bound with duct tape.
Border Patrol asked agents for evidence to back up Trump’s “taped-up women” claims - Vox?
Of course there is no evidence because the villains are getting away with it. Probably with help from the coyotes.
He must have seen that on TV.
Apparently Trump likes to give White House tours in lieu of actually doing his his job…but you might want to double check his walking talking points, because he likes to badmouth previous Democratic Presidents.
Coyotes would be of limited help, getting their whiskers stuck in the tape and all.
You’d think they’d learn by now not to buy from Acme.
Acme is the only company to give them credit. Do you have any idea how hard banks laugh at you when you try to apply for a loan for a giant magnet or rocket-propelled roller skates?
I wear my wolf costume when applying. They don’t laugh at wolves.
Oh, yeah? How about photographic evidence of one caught in the act? :dubious:
I see no duct (or duck) tape in that image.
Fake news!
Was she being smuggled into the country or out of it?
Coyotes.
Pay attention, there will be a test next Tuesday.
You can’t fool me! That’s the *Canadian *border!
Curses, foiled again! :mad:
Chris Hayes made the point tonight that the only place where one can seem to find duct-taped women and prayer rugs in the desert is in the movie Sicario: Day of the Soldado.
John Bolton photographed carrying a yellow notepad discussing the option of sending 5000 troops to Colombia.
John Bolton's Notes Indicate U.S. Troop Deployment An Option On Venezuela | HuffPost Latest News?
Trump needs a pipeline for his sniffling sauce?
EDIT: Also, why the fuck does Bolton look like he’s got McConnell-like turtle wattles growing in the picture linked? Are the wattles multiplying? Or has he never had a chin?
He looks like Kurt Vonegut after finding out a book he wrote sucks, with a threat list on a legal pad. 
Holy forking shirtballs! If I had done something like this way back when I was in the military and had a clearance, my ass would have been in jail. As a minimum he should lose his clearance, and therefore his job.
I suppose there’s a chance he did it on purpose in order to try and scare Venezuela, but this is the Trump clusterfuck we’re talking about. They don’t do subtle.