The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

[Steve_McQwark]

@elucidator

I was gonna go internet surfing, but my wave collapsed.

Mom! Dad! He’s still doing it!

[Steve_McQwark]

@jsc1953

This is absolutely brilliant. Beyond the end of the actual wall, we could add paintings with the proper perspective, to give the appearance that it extends to both horizons.

If he was capable of seeing the proper perspective, he’d have already dropped the wall idea.

[ElvisL1ves]

Just don’t pull a Wile E. Coyote and paint the entrance to a railroad tunnel on it.

[running_coach]

@ElvisL1ves

Just don’t pull a Wile E. Coyote and paint the entrance to a railroad tunnel on it.

You paint a big archway leading to a golf course. Once he [del]walks[/del] rides through, you erase it.

[eschereal]

@Steve_McQwark

Mom! Dad! He’s still doing it!

I guess you could not help yourself, the way you lepton that one.

[carnivorousplant]

@running_coach

You paint a big archway leading to a golf course. Once he [del]walks[/del] rides through, you erase it.

Excellent!

[Steve_McQwark]

@eschereal

I guess you could not help yourself, the way you lepton that one.

This is what happens when you spare the rod and spoil the child. It all starts out innocently enough - a few puns, a little wordplay. Then you move on to some light sarcasm, maybe dabble a little in irony. But it’s okay, “I can stop anytime I want. I’m in complete control.” Next thing you know you’re smack dab in the middle of a scandal involving an indecent modest proposal.

[SteveG1]

@JohnT

That may happen, JRD, but the politics of having the GOP on the governments side of the biggest eminent domain takings case in the history of the State of Texas is just a fucking nightmare for the GOP. The support for this idea in this state is tepid at best, and it will go completely negative once the TV cameras start to show Old White Men and Old Hispanic Abuela’s thrown from their centuries-owned family ranches.

The MAGAs won’t give a damn about Abuela, but show ONE cowboy hat wearing’ gun totin’ rootin’ tootin’ Cliven Byndy sovereign citizen type, and they will lose their shit.

[ThelmaLou]

@Steve_McQwark

This is what happens when you spare the rod and spoil the child. It all starts out innocently enough - a few puns, a little wordplay. Then you move on to some light sarcasm, maybe dabble a little in irony. But it’s okay, “I can stop anytime I want. I’m in complete control.” Next thing you know you’re smack dab in the middle of a scandal involving an indecent modest proposal.

And then somebody loses an eye. :dubious:

[Siam_Sam]

So Chump is threatening to shut down the government again in three weeks. Makes me think of this Einstein quote: “The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.”

[aurora_maire]

@Siam_Sam

So Chump is threatening to shut down the government again in three weeks. Makes me think of this Einstein quote: “The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.”

I loved how in his explanation for opening the government he said he did it because he just felt so bad for all those workers. And if he didn’t get want he wanted in three weeks, he was going to fuck them all over again.

[eschereal]

One can only fuck for so long without taking a break. IME.

[Monty]

@ThelmaLou

And then somebody loses an eye. :dubious:

ThelmaLou, don’t you mean “somebody loses an aye”?

[Nava]

@jsc1953

This is absolutely brilliant. Beyond the end of the actual wall, we could add paintings with the proper perspective, to give the appearance that it extends to both horizons.

A trompe-l’wall, as it were.

[asahi]

@Siam_Sam

So Chump is threatening to shut down the government again in three weeks. Makes me think of this Einstein quote: “The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.”

If it happens, it would be interesting to see the reaction of the ATC, TSA, and aviation industry employees, and how long it would take to just strike.

Trump will do as his loyal base insists, even if it means risking popular support, and especially if strategists think an independent run from someone like Howard Schultz (or someone else) could strengthen his chances of squeaking by in the electoral college.

[jsc1953]

@Nava

A trompe-l’wall, as it were.

Or a Trump-l’wall.

[Maus_Magill]

@eschereal

One can only fuck for so long without taking a break. IME.

So this is the part where he goes downstairs for a glass of OJ and beg Stormy go come back up to his room?

[Max_Torque]

@Sherrerd

This is a big right-wing talking point, and we can expect it to be hit hard in the next three weeks as the GOP desperately tries to sell the “crisis at the border” story. ‘Women and children are in peril and only a wall can save them; human trafficking is happening at epic levels,’ etc.

“Women and children are being wrapped in duct tape and trafficked across our border! We must build a wall!”

“So, then they’ll be stuck in Mexico, wrapped in duct tape? How is that better for them?”

“…it’s not, but we won’t have to look at it.”

[Gyrate]

@Max_Torque

“Women and children are being wrapped in duct tape and trafficked across our border! We must build a wall!”

“So, then they’ll be stuck in Mexico, wrapped in duct tape? How is that better for them?”

“…it’s not, but we won’t have to look at it.”

They’re being smuggled into Utah in binders.

[JohnT]

:golf clap:

<Masters whisper> That was a excellent callback, Jim Nance. Let’s see if anyone can keep up.</Masters whisper>