The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

[eschereal]

@Maus_Magill

Neither. Jack Daniels Tennessee Rye.

Jack Daniel’s qualifies as a bourbon. They say it is not, but it basically is.

[Johanna]

@eschereal

Honestly, when will our patience run thin enough to snap? Fuck.

I believe our asahi can offer valuable insight into this question.

[ThelmaLou]

@SteveG1

He can just call them “acting” and leave them there forever, bypassing Congress and confirmation. McConnell will go along because they are BOTH paid by Russia.

Exactly. This way he can fire and replace repeatedly and at will without needing to ask or tell anyone. Not even the staffers themselves. They, and everyone else, can just find out on Twitter.

[steronz]

@eschereal

Jack Daniel’s qualifies as a bourbon. They say it is not, but it basically is.

Bourbon has to be at least 51% corn and rye has to be 51% rye, so a rye can’t be a bourbon.

/pedant

[jsc1953]

@steronz

Bourbon has to be at least 51% corn and rye has to be 51% rye, so a rye can’t be a bourbon.

/pedant

And doesn’t bourbon have to be made in Kentucky?

[garygnu]

The regular Jack Daniels whiskey is more or less bourbon. Jack Daniels the label also makes a “Tennessee Rye” which is a rye, which is not bourbon.

[Railer13]

@steronz

Bourbon has to be at least 51% corn and rye has to be 51% rye, so a rye can’t be a bourbon.

/pedant

Jack Daniels Old No. 7 Sour Mash whiskey, their signature product, is a bourbon. In 2012, the company also began marketing a Rye whiskey product.

Jack Daniel’s moves into rye with whiskey that flips familiar taste profile

[Rick_Kitchen]

@jsc1953

And doesn’t bourbon have to be made in Kentucky?

There’s a bourbon brewery in Virginia.

[Smapti]

@jsc1953

And doesn’t bourbon have to be made in Kentucky?

Legally, bourbon can be made anywhere in the US - it’s just that until fairly recently , when the craft spirits boom took off, the only distilleries making it were in KY.

[Gyrate]

I’ve had some very nice Iowa bourbon (I want to say Cedar Ridge but don’t hold me to that).

Interesting that Trump has driven us all to talk about drinking.

[DesertDog]

[Caliphate is]

@jsc1953

The real estate controlled by ISIS, which they claimed as the new caliphate. Trump actually kinda used the word correctly.

Thus proving even a blind squirrel can find an acorn once in a while.

[ElvisL1ves]

He’s heard the word from Hannity often enough to let it sink in.

[elucidator]

Personally, I prefer a light and airy Michoacan to the overrated “Maui Wowee”. So far as I care, a smoky and expensive single malt Scotch may as well be Mad Dog 20/20.

[Crotalus]

Trump wants to re-hire Ronnie Jackson to be his doctor just ahead of his annual physical. I wonder why? https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/trump-wants-ronny-jackson-named-chief-doctor-just-before-medical-examination

[OttoDaFe]

@Crotalus

Trump wants to re-hire Ronnie Jackson to be his doctor just ahead of his annual physical. I wonder why? https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/trump-wants-ronny-jackson-named-chief-doctor-just-before-medical-examination

Sounds like a mirror mage of Doc Daneeka:

“I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service. You’d think my word would be good enough, wouldn’t you, since I was a doctor in good standing with my county medical society and with my local Better Business Bureau. But no, it wasn’t, and they sent this guy around just to make sure I really did have one leg amputated at the hip and was helplessly bedridden with incurable rheumatoid arthritis. Yossarian, we live in an age of distrust and deteriorating spiritual values. It’s a terrible thing,” Doc Daneeka protested in a voice quavering with strong emotion. “It’s a terrible thing when even the word of a licensed physician is suspected by the country he loves.”

Wonder what CFSG could dangle in front of the good doctor this time around?

[ElvisL1ves]

His next session with Little Rocket Man Kim is reportedly planned for Da Nang.

Yes, he’s finally going to Vietnam, 50 years late.

[Greathouse]

I give up. What does CFSG stand for?

[El_Kabong]

@Greathouse

I give up. What does CFSG stand for?

“Cheeto-faced shitgibbon”.

[Johnny_L.A]

@Greathouse

I give up. What does CFSG stand for?

@El_Kabong

“Cheeto-faced shitgibbon”.

EDIT: Slate article.

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[running_coach]

@El_Kabong

“Cheeto-faced shitgibbon”.

In the Pale of Winter, Trump’s Tan Remains a State Secret

But in a town where not even the longtime operation of the federal government seems certain, Mr. Trump has adhered to one constant: a conspicuously sun-kissed glow, one that has shone like a stoplight against Washington’s graying backdrop. Much like Warhol’s shock of white hair or Big Bird’s saffron plumage, the president’s vibrant hue is so consistently present and meticulously maintained that it was a culturally embedded representation of him long before he entered politics.

The president’s shade is one that Alec Baldwin, the actor who portrays Mr. Trump regularly on “Saturday Night Live,” recently described as vacillating between a “Mark Rothko orange” and a “slightly paler Orange Crush,” depending on the setting. Which right now is February in Washington.

“Which is not in the tropics last I checked,” Mr. Baldwin said in an interview.

The official line from the White House, as with other matters surrounding the president’s physical health and appearance, is that Mr. Trump’s glow is the result of “good genes,” according to a senior administration official who would speak only on the condition of anonymity.

Except for around the eyes.