The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

The good genes are in the cochineal bugs from which the carmine contained in Trump’s makeup is obtained.

I concluded that his odd coloring is a physiological reaction by a body that is clearly aware of the fetidity of the bullshit pouring out its mouth: it is a weird blush of embarrassment, that he does not realize, in that almond-sized region of actually functioning mental neurons, is not the natural state of his body but is in fact the result of an involuntary rebellion against the self-contained bundle of conflict that he has become (or maybe always was).

Cedar Ridge bourbon is the bomb. They make it about 7 miles from my house.

I highly recommend their single malt.

That totally fucking rocked! I love that the word’s origins have to do with dissing lame music (and the people who make it)!

I’ve been thinking of setting up a hotkey combination on my phone to type, “Imagine for a moment what the response would have been had this happened under Obama.”

The article includes this teaser (my bold):

It’s not even funny anymore, just depressing and exhausting.

I feel like I remember knowing that there was a non-Mueller Federal investigation into the inauguration and its funding. It’s a curious thing, since it seems like it should have fallen under his domain. And, given that they have had to freshly request a subpoena, I think that rules out the possibility that Mueller went through it and then referred it over to the DOJ, otherwise he would have simply handed over the documents he had already received.

Many “Great” Americans have called to inform me that Loser Donald failed Geography like a dog. Now revealed that he thinks the Countries of “Nipple” and “Button” are part of our Tremendous ally India. VERY SAD!

Just another typical day for our so-called president:
" Trump’s inaugural committee has received a subpoena from Justice Department investigators. The subpoena reportedly orders the committee to hand over a wide-ranging collection of documents related to how it was funded, and by whom.

The subpoena reportedly seeks extensive information about who donated to the inauguration, who the vendors and contractors were, and if there are any foreign contributors, The Washington Postreports. Federal election law prohibitsforeign nationals from donating money to an inaugural committee…"

Another Cash Cow

After initially asking donors to send at least $35 in exchange for having their names scrolled during a live stream of the president’s speech … “Even if you choose to only give $1, the proof of your support will send shockwaves around the world as they see every American who proudly stands behind our President,” said the pitch signed by the president’s son, Eric (little-shit-gibbon).

Act Now! This deal won’t last!

But wait, there’s more!

That seems too tacky even for Trump. Is this “fake news”?

He can always find a new low.

I choose to not watch the thing in order to find out. I do not care for speechification ITFP, but watching TFCFFWSG blortings is way beyond my barf-reflex threshold.

Wait a minute. This is to be held in congress, using the congressional media system and team I would assume. Nobody on that team is going to scroll a list of supporters.

I mean, I know that they will do anything, or tell any lie for a buck, but could this even be possible?

Is FOX going to rebroadcast with a scrolling banner?

When it comes to bringing in cash, Trump does not understand tacky.

Remember that the We Must Build the Wall speech was also a fundraising effort. This is, at least, his second time using his official duties as a revenue generating enterprise. I have to imagine that there are a lot more.

I assume that someone is looking to make a case about it, but there is only so many hours in a day for the House Committees and no shortage of things to investigate when it comes to the Trump administration.

I think it’s possible they told a lie for a quick buck. So what if the names never scroll anywhere. Money’s already in.

It says “during a live stream”. I assume they’ll have a website set up somewhere.

Wait, are you saying there is something in which he does understand it?

With about 5 viewers. They should drop the price to 25 cents.

More like “old news”. Check the date.