Finally: a chance to promulgate The History of Crackers, According to Bucky and Satchel!
Those were suitcases of his clothes.
No, they weren’t.
They were. He was on his way to prison.
What’s he gonna need suitcases full of clothes for? They’ll dress him.
Tim Cook has changed his Twitter handle to Tim plus an apple emoji.
https://twitter.com/tim_cook
And why bring them to Congress?
Maybe he heard that they were going to dress him down, so he thought he would need extra clothes for that.
I don’t think he is due there until May. :dubious:
And, he didn’t have a ball and chain on his ankle.
You may be mixing him up with Manafort, who is due to be sentenced today. In fact, the sentencing hearing is now underway.
Cohen heard he was going to one of those “haberdashery prisons,” and figured he’d better bring his nattiest outfits along with him.
Randy, again: He’s In Love and We’re All Gonna Die
I thought they contained what is known as “dirty laundry”.
OK, this one is about 3 weeks old but I don’t recall seeing it posted here. If this is a duplicate, I apologize — actually I take that back, it worth mentioning again.
This is one from Andrew McCabe’s book. I read it last week, purchased the Kindle edition at full price - McCabe deserves it. And it’s a really good book. Apparently at around the time Trump was playing nuclear chicken with Little Rocket Man, his intelligence agencies were trying to convince him that NK had the ability to launch ICBM’s. But Trump didn’t believe them. Why, you ask? Because Putin told him otherwise. And he believed Putin.
Thump should know by now that you can’t believe pillow talk. :dubious:
Okay, I apologize for using the phrase “should know” when referring to the president.
He’ll now be doing communications work on Agent Orange’s re-election campaign, even though they apparently didn’t need any more people to do that.
Gosh, where have we heard that before?
That revolving door must give people whiplash.
And in Trump’s own mind, feeds into his “I have to fire them because they are incompetent” delusions. “I hired you to make my poll numbers higher, and instead they are lower. You’re fired” (through the mouth of one of his other leutenents) And then, never gets that these poor suckers are doomed to fail because of Trump’s own failings…
Wait, what? Failings?
You’re fired!
Hey guys. You know that lady who owned all those massage parlors in Florida? The one where Robert Kraft goes to get his blow jobs? Well, turns out she is pals with Trump!
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/founder-of-massage-parlor-where-robert-kraft-was-arrested-is-a-trump-donor-frequent-mar-a-lago-partygoer/ar-BBUwP9E
Boy, I have never been more shocked. Dismaying to think the POTUS has these connections. Totally whacked me out of left field, this one did. Totally.