The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

OMG, that seems totally out of line with such an upstanding Christian man like Trump!

Turns out she sold the place before Kraft’s arrest, but she still owns massage parlors which have been accused as being sites of prostitution.

Melania probably pays for his visits.

Her favorite check to write!

Not just Trump. She seems to have a lot of friends in high places at the GOP. Here she is with Ronna McDaniel, Dan Bongino (NRA guy), Sarah Palin, Matt Gaetz,Governor Desantis, Donald Trump Jr., Eric Trump, Elaine Chao, Sebastian Gorka, and Louie Gohmert.

With all that projection with the right wing conspiracy theories regarding the Democratic party and sex trafficking, I expect by the end of the day to find out that Trump was actually born in Kenya.

During his visit to Alabama to meet with the victims of the recent tornadoes, Individual 1 autographed Bibles for his fans.

Also, a practicing Muslim, and… Obama’s father! :eek:

And that, like Obama, he fathered two African American children.

AddRick Scottto the list.

Yeah, the ‘working for the campaign’ thing seems more like a fig-leaf (to avoid Shine being faced with the total humiliation of having been fired).

MSNBC’s Chris Hayes posted what may be the winning tweet on the subject:

How long before he claims he signed because he wrote it?

Bibles? He was signing women’s boobs.

https://www.facebook.com/357615034424156/posts/1103409403178045/

Was just watching a clip of Trump commenting on the Manafort verdict. He said that the judge said there was no collusion. No, the judge said the trial was not about collusion. Trump then proceeded to call the Russia investigation a “collusion hoak, a collusion witch hoax.”

NO COLLUSION! NO WITCHES! NO COLLUSION AMONG WITCHES!

He also invented autographs, so he can sign whatever he wants.

Trump seems to be turning more and more into his SNL parody. His latest tweet has really been making me chuckle:

I did that once. Someone thrust one of those pocket-sized New Testaments at me coming out a Wal-Mart or something. I grabbed a pen from my pocket, scribbled my name in it, handed it back and said, “it’s always nice to meet a fan” as I walked off.

Dude, that is Super.

I’ve mentioned this before, but I think it would be great if one if the House subcommittees opened an investigation into whether Trump was actually, in fact, a witch. Then when he starts screaming “witch hunt” they could say “Well, yeah…”

And yeah it might be a waste of taxpayer money to pull this stunt, but no worse than building a fucking Wall.

Stalin, Putin, Lenin, Mao, the man with the moustache — whatever their faults, at least these men were shrewd, and probaby had high IQs. Idi Amin, Muammar Gadaffi, Osama bin Laden, Al Capone, Sam Giancana — all smart people.

What the U.S. should be ashamed of is how stupid are the crooks we elected to take over our country. Trump, the stable genius, doesn’t want anyone seeing his grades or SAT scores. Betsy DeVos, the criminal given the keys to the nation’s schools, got a B.A. from a Christian college; the over-under on her IQ is about 98.

The latest punchline? Betsy’s brother, fellow moron-criminal Erik Prince, seems to have accidentally admitted to perjury. Prince it seems set up a (probably illegal) meeting between a foreign emissary and his buddy Don Junior, lied about to Congress, then bragged about it on TV. :smack:

Trying this multi-quote thing. It has been a few days since my post above, so I quoted myself to give context to this:

ThelmaLou, what I should have said was that I would no longer get angry, thinking YOU FUCKING IDIOT, LIAR, THIEF, FUCKING PIECE OF…whatever. I have not stopped watching the news or this thread. But I got a handle on it. The ship will right itself. He is going down. At the very least, for the rest of his life,Trump (and his whole fucking family*), will be dealing with lawsuits and criminal charges.

So, Ricky Jay. Love the name, I don’t think you saw my post “Ricky Jay walks into a shoe shine place…” Yes, it is fixed with this current economy. And for CPACers, that mythical tape would not make a difference. But it would for moderate Republicans and Independants. But even if there is no “smoking gun”, there is nothing that can cause his popularity to go up, and you can’t win an election with 42% approval rating.