Why waste good Parmesan? A cake of brie, heated until it’s just runny, is what I’d go with.
Why waste good brie? Toss a couple chunks of limburger his way.
Good brie is a thing?
Huh.
Parmesan makes for a much better blunt instrument, though. You can humiliate someone with a camembert and you can really, lastingly fuck up their suit with a brie. But only parmesan will give you that “concussion at the fucking least” feeling.
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Can we weaponize Cheese-in-a-Can?
Get a Guiness-style CO2 widget inside the can that’ll propel a rope of suit-staining plastic cheese all the way to a podium?
I was thinking a jar of Cheez Whiz.
Seen on reddit: “The seven deadly sins aren’t supposed to be a checklist.”
I imagine he’s still working on unlocking the achievement for breaking all 10 commandments.
Wait, it gets better: turns out, he knows Johnny Ola after all.
Two senior ICE officials caught liking and spreading conspiracy theory that Congresswoman Ilhan Omar “took terriroism classes”.
He just doesn’t have the attention span to learn the artistic skill required to craft a graven image.
Yeah, the 7 deadly sins for Trump is not a check list. It’s a bucket list.
Same goes for the 10 commandments.
Oh yeah, I agree! Hilarious!
But he stole charity funds to buy a portrait of himself. Close enough.
Its not much of a bucket list if you complete it by age 15.
Individual 1 says he called Tim Cook “Tim Apple” on purpose.
*Sure *he did. :rolleyes:
Does he ever listen to staff? I HAVE to think that someone in the communications department told him to make a self deprecating joke, give it a chuckle and then it would over. Now it’s got legs.
No.
Of course, this was after denying it happened at all.