The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

Of course, Trump did. That’s because Trump is rarely capable of admitting he’s made a mistake. He’s a “stable genius” in his mind; if facts don’t agree with him it’s Fake News.

Some insight on what goes on in Trump’s hamster wheel-powered brain (although, not really):

Bob Woodward: Trump thought Charlottesville cleanup ‘biggest f—ing mistake I’ve made’

Think about this. In Trump’s mind, the biggest mistake he’s made as President (granted, it’s a while ago) was condemning "racism, the “KKK, neo-Nazis, white supremacists and other hate groups” at Charlottesville.

Trump’s a preening peacock with a peabrain suffering from whatever the avian version of mange is called. See his CPAC performance.

It’s all about how he thinks he looks on TV to his base and Fox News (although he’s having a spat with Ann Coulter right now).

Not surprisingly, Gavin Newsom says he never called Trump great or intelligent.
'That's not what I said': Gavin Newsom tells his version of phone call with Trump?

“Golf” Magazine calls out Individual 1 for lying about his golf prowess.

Fake sports!

Is he claiming that after winning a later game with the champion they are now co-champions?

Close. He argued that the reason he wasn’t a champion was that he was too busy being president. So he argued/bullied/cajoled the champion into agreeing to play a round for the title, to which the champion agreed. when Trump beat him, he generously allowed him to be a “co-champion” instead of hogging it all himself.

It strikes me as blatant intimidation, but what do I know?

Is Mr. Magoo in charge of screwing in those little plaques?

If I were a betting man, I’d wager the other dude took a dive to pacify the petulant toddler.

Trumps next summit with Kim needs to be a golf vacation. Imagine the score card. They’d be shooting rounds of 17.

Headlines scream “First hole-in-zeros ever recorded!”

I think the Flying Tigers have that honor. :stuck_out_tongue:

…and finally, the eagle dropped the golf ball into the hole!

St. Peter looked up and said to God “You done fucking around, gonna play some golf now?”.

The Archive of Ancient Punchlines, Volume 2

What would happen if the NY AG subpoena’d Deutsche Bank for information concerning Trump loans? Well, just wait and see!

“The New York attorney general has subpoenaed records from Deutsche Bank related to three large loans the bank extended to President Trump’s company in recent years — and a fourth loan that Trump sought to buy the NFL’s Buffalo Bills, according to two sources familiar with the subpoenas.
Those subpoenas signal a significant new inquiry by state regulators into the Trump Organization’s financing.
The subpoena follows congressional testimony by Michael Cohen — Trump’s former lawyer and longtime self-proclaimed “fixer” — that Trump inflated his net worth in documents he sent to Deutsche Bank while seeking loans.”

Juicy :D! I hope they stick it to Trump AND Deutsche Bank, a scumbag “politician” and a scumbag bank.

slow clap, doffed cap.

If it’s what you say it is, I love it! Especially if it’s later in the summer.

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I Know What You Did Last Summer (film series)

  • I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)
  • I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998)
  • I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer (2006)
  • I Know What You Did Later in the Summer (2019)

I’d prefer earlier in the spring. :slight_smile:

I was thinking about something from Cohen’s public testimony - at one point he tried to minimize his bank fraud charges ( he lied on loan applications) by mentioning that he didn’t default on the loans in question. And one of those Freedom Caucus asswipes — I think it was Gym Jordan - went ballistic.
And delivered a long and very detailed speech about how lying on loan applications hurts the public even if the loans don’t default.

I thought to myself “HaHaHa, this is going to come back and bite you in the ass, you cretinous traitor”.

Because they are going to find all those lies on Trump’s loan applications and all his defenders will be saying “It’s not that big of a deal, he repaid all the loans and no one got hurt and no one lost money.”

And we will have that well rehearsed speech detailing exactly how lying on loan apps costs the public money.”