Elizabeth Warren should start calling Trump “Adolph”. But then again, she’s not a childish, ignorant turd.
Trump’s family does seem confused about where they are from. Trump previously claimed that his father Fred came from Sweden (this from his “Art of the Deal” book)
Now Trump says his father came from Germany… another lie.
It’s not even lying at this point. It’s bullshitting. Everyone knows it’s bullshit, but that’s fine- he’ll just change the variety of bullshit tomorrow. Whatever.
The United States is a highly untrustworthy ally at this point. I"m not sure if they will ever retain the trust of other countries.
Which way is Ruby Rubenstein leaning?
There’s a Samatha Bee Full Frontal video where Trump is in Scotland and says he’s Scotch, himself (on his mother’s side).
Trump’s too stupid to know that’s a type of booze.
Nancy Pelosi and I immediately thought of the same thing: Nixon’s Secret Plan to End the War in Vietnam, to be unveiled after the 1968 election.
Idiots fell for it then, too.
I’m not sure what this means, but I vaguely remember Trump campaigning on the fact that Clinton was a national security danger to the country because of her lax cybersecurity and her private server and EMAILS!!!
Of course, probably anyone can pay the membership fee at Mar-a-Lago (which Trump doubled to $200K to cash in on his election) and get access to Trump. I imagine some foreign intelligence agencies have recognized this.
Come for the dinner special and stay for Trump dealing with a N. Korean missile launch in the dining room.
and as Borowitz points out, Trump says it is Obama’s fault - there was only one Mexico when Obama was elected…
I was coming in to say the same thing; it’s MY favorite term for him.
PS: Thirty years ago, everyone in New York City knew he was a buffoon. Forty, even.
So I watched this press conference Trump held with the Secretary General of NATO today. It was quite the display. One can only feel sorry for Secretary Stoltenberg, stuck up there watching Trump blame everyone else for everything going wrong even though wonderful Republicans, with Trump the most wonderful Republican of all, in charge.
I’m not a New Yorker, but I grew up in suburban Connecticut, went to school upstate and lived in Westchester after graduating, so I’ve been aware of Trump for a long time. And it’s been obvious since the 1970s that he was a blowhard. There was the whole nonsense over the Wollman Rink repairs and renovations, for one.
Don’t be absurd: everybody knows that people in Latin American countries speak Latin… 
Actually, this brings to my mind a classic bit from The West Wing, with poor C.J. recovering from her root canal:
“A Secwet Pwan to Repwace Obamacaew?”
Trump’s failing brain produced “oranges” when he was trying to say “origins” three times during that press conference:
More on both the “origins” thing and the lie about his father’s birthplace:
Hell, there was 1) not wanting to rent to th’ Negroes;
2) the Bonwit Teller facade PR disaster;
3) the endless tabloid headlines…the most heinous being the one with beaming trumpian mistresss Marla Maples backed by a smug grinning trump, reading BEST SEX I EVER HAD. You know he paid a pretty penny for THAT one.
So we’ve gone from Fake News to Pulp Fiction.
Based on the above, and what seem to be numerous other recent examples of accelerating dementia, I’ve got to think he’s never going to make it to 2020. I guess we’ll know if he suddenly just disappears from public events, like one of those third-world Presidents for Life who have a massive stroke or whatever.
Also tonight he said that the noise from
wind farms causes cancer. And this won’t even be a blip on the radar of his idiocy.
WTF??
A link to the wind farm cancer thing.
Still, it was probably the dumbest thing he said that day.
This remark was so dumb even Trump apparently regretted it. He said he was concerned that “Someone’s gonna leak this whole damn speech to the media.”
The someone turned out to be Trump. Because the speech was being broadcast live on C-SPAN.