The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

Donald Trump is just frustrated that he can’t use his own intelligence agencies to spy on his enemies, so he’s forced to use foreign spy services to do that for him. They’re nice enough to tell him exactly what he wants to hear, not like the mean old CIA that refuses to conform their intelligence to match his worldview.

What good is the FBI anyway? They won’t put his opponents in prison because he tells them to. They waste their time arresting so many people who’ve worked with him in the past. Clearly their priorities are whack, and if Trump shares anything with them they might put him away too.

My apologies gentlemen, you are right and I am wrong; apparently my skim-reading skills are not optimum.

Still, the basic point, that this is a very sensitive spot, that ships have been attacked, and the Trump is unpredictable, especially in this region, stands, IMHO. We shall see.

He’ll probably do something wrongheaded and blame it on a Democrat. It’s that “something” which is unpredictable. :slight_smile:

Shuckabuck Sanders is out.

The next governor of Arkansas!

My guess is Rudy becomes the next spokesidiot.

Who will be next to go on The Celebrity Appresident? My money’s on Kellyanne Conway.

Asa Hutchinson just took over his second term, there is no election for Governor till 2022.

Doubtful if Trumpf knows that fact. He’s encouraging her to run.

I would also put these people in the running: Roseanne Barr, Scott Baio, Dennis Rodman, Bill Barr, Stephen Baldwin, Vladimir Putin, Kanye West, Roy Moore, Kim Jong-un, Gary Busey.

Kim Kardashian.

Oh hell, I’m going to miss that fucking liar. Ha ha! No I’m not.

If there are no more press briefings, why have a press secretary at all? He can save the salary and apply it to The Wall.

3.5 years? That seems kind of… Wrong. He took office in 2017.

Wherever will we find someone to not hold press conferences?

I edited so many times but

I guess he is counting campaign time?

What were you hired to do? “Hold press conferences”

What were you paid to do? “Not hold press conferences”

Not really sure where to put this, but…

Thousands of Saudis Crash Pro-Trump Social Network on Twitter (Reuters).

Not sure what it means yet, but it’s interesting.

There is so much going on today.

We’ll have to name a new Most Slappable Face In America. Jeez, I won’t miss that sanctimonious lying weaselfaced cunt.

Technically, I believe what she spent her time lying and fucking up in were called “press briefings”. Of course, I am going by what CJ Cregg was doing, which was literal fiction, not the real-life fiction that cur nil Sanders was shambling through.