The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

[wguy123]

@BobLibDem

We’ll have to name a new Most Slappable Face In America. Jeez, I won’t miss that sanctimonious lying weaselfaced cunt.

Amazingly, someone on the very board has already admitted he will miss her:

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21696787&postcount=1

I cannot figure out if that is satire? If not, :eek:

“She did a much better job than Sean Spicer” Now, I wouldn’t say Sean was good at his job, but at least he was entertaining.
“Sarah will be missed” I’m speechless on this one.
“I hope we don’t return to the complete chaos before Sarah took the job.” It hasn’t been complete chaos while the Shuckster was in her position? :eek:

[Skywatcher]

@wguy123

Amazingly, someone on the very board has already admitted he will miss her:

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21696787&postcount=1

That’s just acey being acey.

[BobLibDem]

@wguy123

Amazingly, someone on the very board has already admitted he will miss her:

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21696787&postcount=1

I cannot figure out if that is satire? If not, :eek:

“She did a much better job than Sean Spicer” Now, I wouldn’t say Sean was good at his job, but at least he was entertaining.
“Sarah will be missed” I’m speechless on this one.
“I hope we don’t return to the complete chaos before Sarah took the job.” It hasn’t been complete chaos while the Shuckster was in her position? :eek:

For those that like that sort of person, she’s the sort of person they like.

[Aspenglow]

I’ll miss making fun of the crazy-ass eyebrows.

But if I get the Rudy crazy-ass widening eyes, I’ll be satisfied.

Beyond that, they’re just interchangeable slime.

[Ludovic]

@Aspenglow

I’ll miss making fun of the crazy-ass eyebrows.

But if I get the Rudy crazy-ass widening eyes, I’ll be satisfied.

I now rue the day I heard of XKCD.

[MacCat]

@Walken_After_Midnight

I would also put these people in the running: Roseanne Barr, Scott Baio, Dennis Rodman, Bill Barr, Stephen Baldwin, Vladimir Putin, Kanye West, Roy Moore, Kim Jong-un, Gary Busey.

Meat Loaf. As a bonus, he could also caterwaul the Star Spangled Banner at EC*45’s Fourth Of July extravaganza…

[eschereal]

@ThelmaLou

Huh?Trump Is Set to Send More Troops Overseas—This Time to Poland

I think France24 was running in the background when I heard that they really love him over there. Prepare yourself for the return of the dreaded Polish Jokes.

[Snowboarder_Bo]

@BobLibDem

We’ll have to name a new Most Slappable Face In America.

Sorry, Martin Shkreli holds that title as long as he’s with us.

[Sherrerd]

@DWMarch

I am a little dismayed with how the media is jumping all over this as if it is breaking news. Yes, Trump said some dumb, possibly criminal shit for the sixteen thousandth time! You would think they would have figured out by now that what he says will never, ever bring him down. Just off the top of my head for dumb Trump statements we have:

Praising neo-Nazis
Praising dictators
Saying that Kim Jong-Un is off-limits to the CIA
Dismissing the findings of the intelligence community on unambiguous matters
Insulting live war heroes
Insulting dead war heroes
Insulting the US’ longtime allies
Calling Mexicans rapists
Calling African nations “shitholes”
Incestuous thoughts about his daughter
Admitting to sexual assault
Lying about anything and everything under the sun including trivial shit

And there’s probably about a hundred more I missed. And every goddamn time the media comes running and laps it up. Look what the dummy said now! Surely this is the end of his shenanigans for these statements are certain to inspire the kind of outrage that dethrones kings!

Trump will never be brought down by what he says and we already have ample proof of this. Any of these statements are enough to ruin the careers of anyone else but Trump just doubles down, sells it as entertainment and the media keeps buying.

I agree with all this, but perhaps the Trump enablers were a tad more worried about this latest eruption of criminal-intent-talk than usual----they used up a major distraction to cover it up (namely, the departure of Sarah Huckster).

[BobLibDem]

I saw a great line, don’t know who said it: “I won’t believe Sarah Sanders is leaving until I hear her deny it myself.”

[carnivorousplant]

@BobLibDem

I saw a great line, don’t know who said it: “I won’t believe Sarah Sanders is leaving until I hear her deny it myself.”

I salute that Unknown Person, Sir!

By Gad, If I didn’t already have the Best Sig…

[jasg]

@BobLibDem

I saw a great line, don’t know who said it: “I won’t believe Sarah Sanders is leaving until I hear her deny it myself.”

It was James Poniewozik.

[El_Kabong]

@wguy123

Amazingly, someone on the very board has already admitted he will miss her:

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21696787&postcount=1

I cannot figure out if that is satire? If not, :eek:

“She did a much better job than Sean Spicer” Now, I wouldn’t say Sean was good at his job, but at least he was entertaining.
“Sarah will be missed” I’m speechless on this one.
“I hope we don’t return to the complete chaos before Sarah took the job.” It hasn’t been complete chaos while the Shuckster was in her position? :eek:

Here’s a glowing review of her performance from a person on Facebook who I happen to know, and get along fine with as long as we skate around his Trump worship:

She’s the best one we’ve had since Tony Snow died. Has bigger balls than all the pansie asses in the so called press corps

Not bad; very nearly as spluttering and incoherent as a Tweet from the Man himself.

[Try2B_Comprehensive]

Sanders was probably my favorite Trump admin figure. She is pretty much unflappable/can keep a straight face like a champ.

[Monty]

@Try2B_Comprehensive

Sanders was probably my favorite Trump admin figure. She is pretty much unflappable/can keep a straight face like a champ.

I thought that was only because psychopaths have no emotion.

[running_coach]

@Try2B_Comprehensive

Sanders was probably my favorite Trump admin figure. She is pretty much unflappable/can keep a straight face like a champ.

Super glue in her makeup.

[Gyrate]

@BobLibDem

I saw a great line, don’t know who said it: “I won’t believe Sarah Sanders is leaving until I hear her deny it myself.”

Trevor Noah made a similar joke, along the lines of “We know it’s true because she’s denied it.”

@Try2B_Comprehensive

Sanders was probably my favorite Trump admin figure. She is pretty much unflappable/can keep a straight face like a champ.

Someone (I forget who) once asked her how she did it. She immediately replied: “Bourbon.” He later said he didn’t think she was joking.

[Covfefe]

Happy birthday, Donald. Lee Hazlewood - Nobody Like You - YouTube

[Ukulele_Ike]

@Covfefe

Happy birthday, Donald.

And Happy John McCain Day! It’s trending on twitter and everything! Whatta coinkydink.

Trump Gets Savagely Trolled On His Birthday As Tweeters Celebrate #JohnMcCainDay

[Snowboarder_Bo]

@Ukulele_Ike

And Happy John McCain Day! It’s trending on twitter and everything! Whatta coinkydink.

Donald Trump Gets Savagely Trolled On His Birthday As Tweeters Celebrate #JohnMcCainDay | HuffPost Latest News

I would totally support a national proclamation that June 14 be known as John McCain Day, in honor of his service to the country. Could we get that through the House & Senate before this time next year, so it’s on Trump desk just as the GOP Convention is about to happen?