The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

“The opposite of talking isn’t listening, its waiting.”
“If your sexual fantasies were of any real interest to anybody, they wouldn’t be fantasies”.

= Fran Lebowitz

After reports of Trump spending his days flipping through fabric swatches and engrossed in the finer details of border wall designs, I was amused at the following part of his ABC interview:

Maybe not by coincidence, John Oliver had a segment tonight on Hunter. Probably on YouTube by now. Oliver’s main topic was impeachment.

I was not referring to Duncan Hunter. I meant that noisemaker, who never actually ran for office. It was earlier this/last decade.

Everything Trump says he knows “more about than anybody”

Bullet points and bold in the original.

Our country is very lucky to have such a fart smeller as our prez.

Didn’t he also know a ton about nuclear because he had an uncle in MIT? On the other hand, he apparently doesn’t know much about digital, but he does know that not even Einstein would understand it.

Trump is digitally challenged in more than one way.

That’s what I’m hoping, but I ain’t gonna hold my breath waitin’ fer it ta happen…

Well, that’ll solve the problem!

The knowledge that he lacks about digital he makes up for with his knowledge of cyber.

Hey, now! Trump is actually leading Biden in a retrograde direction.

“Leading” is only what his base needs to hear.

Like the generals he wants to emulate, he’s leading from behind!

I had to share that. Someone I know (niece of the stepfather of a friend) who lives in Georgia replied. Here’s the exchange [names edited for privacy]:

:rolleyes:

Share a video version, in case they can’t read good.

Reading is not the problem. Trump told her that he’s the smartest man on the planet, and she believes Him.

Under the law, it doesn’t matter if the request was made to satisfy some Congresscritter’s idle curiosity about whether or not the Dotard writes the numeral “7” with a little slash through the middle.

So we got the news over the weekend that Benjamin Netanyahu has named a town in the Golan Heights “Trump Heights”, complete with ceremony and sign. But, according to the daily Ha’aretz, it’s fake news. No money has been budgeted for the new town. Nor is there specific location. Indeed, there’s no commitment to build a town at all.
June 16, 2019
https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/israeli-town-named-after-trump-appears-to-be-fake-news

But the guy he’s trying to stroke (it’s usually worthwhile to stroke the US President, even if it’s privately humiliating) thinks it’s real.

Bolding mine. So a typical Trump FAKE Real estate development. He’ll love it. Perhaps he can be Mayor, or Town ‘Cryer’.

I’m sure they’ll make sure there’s a very picturesque community there soon. Why they may have already broken ground and planted the first date palms around the Potemkin Community Center site.