The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

I mean it’s the best option that’s in the running.

Otherwise, the best option would be that aliens fly down out of the sky with a time machine, turn back the clock, and convince Alexander Hamilton and James Madison that they need to add some amendments to the Constitution that protect the electoral college from political interference, that a non-partisan organization be set up to draw electoral districts, and that a Condorcet election mechanism be used to elect Senators.

Or, going back a ways more, that Jesus would have laid out some strict rules for government setup that’s better than Madison and the team came up with and mandated that all of Earth start using it.

And, IIRC, Pence’s other talking point was that it’s all the Democrats’ and Obama’s fault.

Depends on whether your politicians and ours manage to screw it up really bad…

Jesus Fucking Christ.

“Trump says latest accuser, E. Jean Carroll, is ‘totally lying’ and ‘not my type’”

Standard Trump MO, as he’s used the “not my type” thing before. As far as lying goes, Trump claimed he had never met the woman when there was a photo of them talking at some gathering back in the '90s, or whenever, that was already published when he claimed that. Next, he’ll claim the Fake News Photoshopped it or something.

and Twitter responds - https://twitter.com/zeddary/status/1143304798885875719?s=21

E. Jean Carroll, Nancy O’Dell (I moved on her like a bitch.), Stormy & Ivanka

As one commenter pointed out–does that mean he does assault women who are his type?

Wouldn’t a normal person accused of assault/rape first say “I’m not a person who could do that”?

But Trump himself has bragged he does assault women.

And as another one said: he’s not saying “I wouldn’t rape”, he’s saying “I wouldn’t rape HER”.

Yeah; that’s pretty fucked up. Not surprising; just fucked up.

I’m watching The Daily Show and Trevor Noah commented about Pence supporting the Iranian air strikes at first, along with Bolton and Pompeo, but then supported Trump’s cancellation of them:

[paraphrase] “I never would have thought Mike Pence swings both ways.”

Individual 1 says he has imposed sanctions on the assets of Ayatollah Khomeini.

Ayatollah Khomeini has been dead for thirty years.
He probably meant Khamenei, who is an entirely different person.

A normal rapist would be smart enough to say “I’m not a person who could do that” when accused of rape.

Well, Trump isn’t normal; that’s for sure.

They do follow the science. Wherever the science is, the Trump administration is a long, long way behind it.

They follow the science, subdue it, tie cinder blocks to it, and throw it in a deep reservoir.

Trump in a nutshell.

“Ayatollah-Shmayatollah, you’ve seen one of those furriner bad guys in black, you’ve seen 'em all. They all look alike anyway. My people don’t care about stupid details. MAGA!”

My first thought was Chinese trade war/Japanese trade war, Trump would think: “What’s the difference”?

Nut in a Trumpshell?

Trumple power.