The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

Either of those suits me fine.

Not at all.

She’s a very googirl. I just gave her some ear skritches from you.

Maybe you could get a robot dog. “Loving a robot dog is about so much more than not cleaning up poop”

Good. This is good. You’re off the List. For now.

Whew! Close call! :stuck_out_tongue:

Sister, you don’t even know. Were it not for Trump keeping America GREAT… shakes impotent albeit angry and America-hating Yuropian fist

(no, but for serious and real and faggoty lovey-dovey and sincere for once, you’re the second person this month who’s told me I made them laugh, and it really warms this chronic depressive’s guy’s heart some. So, um, thanks, really, You. And your doggy, who I’m sure is the best doggy of them all, but that’s an easy assumption because they all are)

:slight_smile:

I’m waiting for Chump to blame those dastardly California Democrats for arranging an earthquake to spoil coverage of his Chump-o-mania celebration.

Go ahead and assume it. Works.

Awwww. I like you too, if that helps. Also very envious of you for living in Paris.

If you ever want to swap homes sometime, I live in a very nice Brooklyn brownstone, easy subway access to opera, museums, concert halls, whores, and other NYC delights.

But hey! I have a dog! :slight_smile:

How many times in one day can a person’s mind be boggled before their head just explodes? Don’t answer that.

Trump’s undocumented former employees want to be spared deportation. So they’ve asked the president for a meeting.

My bold.

“We believe you have a heart…” :frowning:
Some of you might be too young to remember “Nannygate,” (1993) when a career could be derailed because of employing an undocumented alien.

My emphasis. Wikipedia (at the link) has a long article on this.

“We all pay our taxes…

They lost him right there.

From tonight’s speech;

I can’t say that I recall learning about the Battle of Dulles International in school.

I heard that Facepalm Corp. is months behind filing orders.

Or even that it was an air battle. Who knew military aviation history was so hard?

I just asked about this in the July 4th thread. I wasn’t sure I heard it right and was seeing the comments.

Nitpick: The closest major airport to Fort McHenry would be Baltimore/Washington International, or Friendship International Airport, as it was originally known during the War of 1812.

Wow, history lesson time.

Glad to know the Continental Army of 1775 had nothing but victory in a battle that occurred during the War of 1812. Or that the star-spangled banner traveled back in time to rally the troops before they knew what it was.

Also glad to know the Continental Army was named for George Washington Lincoln Continental.

And that they took over the airports.

Oh, dopey me! I would have said that the Battle of Baltimore, where the fighting at Fort McHenry happened, and which inspired The Star Spangled Banner, happened in 1814. :smack: But what do I know? Little Donnie Fail-Fail is a Very Stable Genius, and I’m just a regular genius. :smack: :smack: :smack:

Also, Fort McHenry wasn’t built until 1798. That “rockets red glare” stuff was from the War if 1812, not the Revolution. :smack:

No mention of the Confederate battalion who stopped Cuban missiles from hitting Pearl Harbor?