The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

Yeah, I thought The Librarian’s scolding was a little over the top. Glad you noticed too.

Trump is an attention whore. If he were to be out of the news for a week, even a few days, he would have to do something outlandish just to be top of the charts again. He is an idiot, no question, and his advisors are idiots as well. However, every breath they take is not newsworthy. He is a complete hypocrite and spends other people’s money faster than any President so far. Maybe that’s how the “super rich” stay super rich.

In any event, I do believe Melania would be wise to get out of this relationship. Perhaps she already has, with the trial separation, separate planes and such. Except their ultimate divorce is going to cost the American taxpayers billions.

Hmmm…lowest approval rating in history…fire off some bombs and missiles…approval rating goes up. What could possibly go wrong?

That’s pretty much my CV right there…

“Betsy DeVos Just Made It Harder to Pay Back Your Student Loans”:
DeVos’s move “will certainly increase the likelihood of default,” said David Bergeron, a senior fellow at the Center for American Progress, a Washington think tank with close ties to Democrats. Bergeron worked under Democratic and Republican administrations over more than 30 years at the Education Department. He retired as the head of postsecondary education.

The transcript of her confirmation hearing, being questioned by Elizabeth Warren, is priceless comedy.

Stranger

Maybe Trump could sell her to Assad in exchange for peace? For his harem?

Just thinking outside the box here.

I’m not comfortable with the word “sell”…

Lease?

Charitable donation?..
Wait… no… :smack: … what was I thinking…?!

Now you’re thinking!

America has come to the place where the plot of a Goldie Hawn movieseems reasonable.

Can 45 even open his mouth without spouting yet another alternate fact? No, the very first White House Easter Egg Roll was not in 1878; nobody really knows when it was but it dates back to at least 1814. With a year off in 1877 due to the lawn having been replanted.

Man, Trump’s day at the Egg Roll was a disaster.

There was the kid who came up to him to sign his MAGA hat. Trump signed it and threw it into the crowd instead of giving it back to the kid.

And thenMelania had to nudge him to remind him to put his hand over his heart during the National Anthem.

To be fair, it is difficult to find that which is not there.

Stranger

Trump should start wearing pussy bows.

Please, no. Aren’t those neckties that he apparently does not know how to tie to the correct length bad enough? The last thing I want to see on CNN is a crossdressing President Trump. He’s done enough to damage the reputation of the office; must he also malign transvestites as well?

Stranger

Maybe he should just go around bare-chested. I mean, it works for Vlad.

I thought that was Melania’s gig.

The WaPo reports 21,000 attendees and 18,000 eggs. DeVos did the math? (Last year it was 37,000 guests and 85,000 eggs.)

The kids could “try their hand at Sean Spicer’s job at a miniature press secretary podium set up on the lawn.”

I wonder if they were auditioning for new and younger talent? :smiley:

Think he styles his chest hair the same way he does the hair on his head? Like, I don’t know, combed up from the belly and swirled around one nipple or something.

Well, there goes any chance I’ll have of ever having an erection again, after visualizing that description. :frowning: