The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

I’m confused. From the linked article:

If there are 21,000 people but only 18,000 eggs, that doesn’t sound like “without a hitch”. Didn’t some people complain about not having eggs to roll, which sounds like it’s the point of the exercise? I couldn’t find egg figures and attendance for previous years on a quick look, but the article says 35,000 rather than 37,000 attended last year. If they had 85,000 eggs it seems to make sense.
Your quip about DeVos doing the math I can understand, but why didn’t the Post say anything about the Great Egg Shortage? Or is it just that the parents don’t count? If Spicer said 18,000 is in line with previous years, but last year they had 85,000, is that a case of Spicer being Spicer?

Oh, come on! This is such a minor thing. You never saw conservatives riding Obama about that kind of thing, did you? Let’s focus on the important issues.

Was he wearing a flag pin?

American or Russian?

To be fair, they had to triple-check that all the eggs were hard-boiled before Lord Orange could show his face.

The figures for 2016 came from this article. I have not seen a confirmation of the 85,000 eggs last year. Perhaps it is an alternative count.

To be fair, I did read elsewhere that only children under 12 get one of the wooden eggs, so perhaps there were enough.

The perp line up so far.

Fucking…el-grosso.

Huh! Ben’s eyes are actually open!

I shouldn’t make fun of the kid, but it would be really cool to find that he is using his middle name. And that his first name is Robert.

Be it thy course to busy giddy minds
With foreign quarrels; that action, hence borne out,
May waste the memory of the former days.

William Shakespeare, Henry IV Part II, Act 4, Scene 3

So, he blames it on the French? Well, sure, why not? Its really the Dutch, of course, but Europe, close enough.

Eighteen thousand, eighty thousand, they sound so similar. It would be an easy mistake to make. Maybe the phone had a bad signal when they were ordering.

It seems a bit like the Stonehenge performance. You see it right there: you wrote 18" tall. In fact, this whole administration is starting to Smell like the Glove.

By far the funniest thing I saw this morning. Some Trump supporters who were sued for committing acts of violence at a Trump rally are claiming the Trump campaign should pay any damages because they wouldn’t have done what they did if not for him urging them to do so.

He did say that he would pay their legal bills.

Just like he pays his other bills.

Trump not pay his bills? Who would have thunk it?

Stranger

Say it’s not so! The love affair is ending?

If Melania divorces Clown Shoes & fights for custody of Barron, will Clown Shoes become a “performance artist?”

Well isn’t this special. China OKs trademarks for Ivanka Trump’s company on day she met with Xi. Looks like this president thing is really working out swell for the entire family.

Wait, are saying there may be a connection?

I’m sure it’s simply happy coincidence.

I’m ready for the indictments to start, any day now. There should be loads of tape on these treasonous dickwads, just need the axe to fall…

Second time, too.
Trump wins trademark case in China

Quite the coinky-dink.