I read somewhere, it may have been here, that in Trump’s world-view we all have trade deficits with every retail outlet we shop at. My grocery store chain buys nothing from me! They’re robbing me blind!
If irony ran the universe he would win his suit to have them removed and they would be replaced with a coal fueled plant right next door to his golf course. I’m sure he’d like that much better.
August 13, 2019
Ken Cuccinelli, the acting Citizenship and Immigration Services Director, says that the motto on the Statue of Liberty should be changed to ““Give me your tired and your poor who can stand on their own two feet and who will not become a public charge.”
Give me your hungry, your tired your poor I’ll piss on 'em
that’s what the Statue of Bigotry says
Your poor huddled masses, let’s club 'em to death
and get it over with and just dump 'em on the boulevard
Lou Reed - Dirty Boulevard
It’s the other way around. Build the wall out of coal! Anyone who tries to climb it will get all sooty.
The coal in the wall will not be burned, so it will not contribute to global warming. I think you have something there!
Trump was supposed to give a speech on energy. He went way off-script.
Maybe he has a brain tumor?
Best quote:
That boy just ain’t right.
Alice who? Alice Kramden, Ralph’s wife??
Now Cuccinelli has a new spin on the Emma Lazarus poem:
Totally unhinged. Jesus, he’s talking to Shell Petrochemical about how they must like using their big hands to dig coal, and that they would never be able to build computers because the parts are too small.
Jesus Christ, he’s such a moron. “The wind and the televisions go off. And your wives and husbands say ‘Darling, I want to watch Donald Trump on television tonight. But the wind stopped blowing and I can’t watch.”
I wouldn’t trust him to sweep my sidewalk. Not that he’s ever done an hours worth of work in his entire life.
And as I called it, Warren will never be mentioned by him other than using Pocohontas:
He can’t remember their names. I’m not kidding at all. Most of us could use a screw tightened now and again, but he’s an entire hardware store of lose screws. He’s not just an idiot, a crook, a cheat and a liar, he has serious mental problems.
Mental problems, indeed. I think that was part of the reason US banks stopped lending him money. Not just the bankruptcies. I’m waiting to hear about an emergency MRI from a doctor who’s NOT paid off by Trump, telling us, “He has a massive tumor wrapped around his pre-frontal lobe, making logic impossible. It’s so large it’s been there for almost 20 years. Surprised no one ever noticed this…”
They confused the tumor with his brain.
Hey, I agree with our president about something!
Yup, you still act like a spoiled 4 year old.
So what else is new?
Who uses “group” to refer to two people? “What a…what’s the word? Pair? No, it can’t be that. I’m not talking about fruit. A pear is a big beautiful fruit. And it’s an American fruit. It’s such a beautiful fruit that it’ll keep the doctor away. I coined that term, you know, keep the doctor away. That’s why you don’t need Obamacare. Just eat more American fruit. And since China isn’t importing American fruit anymore, you’ll have plenty of them to buy and that will help our farmers. Speaking of fruits, look at those nuts (some people will say nuts aren’t fruit, but they’re wrong. They’re not meat and they’re not vegetables, so what are they?) in loser California wanting sanctuary cities. Let 'em have those sanctuary cities. Let’s send our worst criminals there and they’ll see what it’s like.”
The saddest thing is that hypothetical rambling is far more coherent than Tan the Conman has ever been in his entire life.
Yep, let’s send the Trump family there. Along with most of his administration.
Screwed up the coding big-time. Here’s what that post should’ve looked like.
Who uses “group” to refer to two people? “What a…what’s the word? Pair? No, it can’t be that. I’m not talking about fruit. A pear is a big beautiful fruit. And it’s an American fruit. It’s such a beautiful fruit that it’ll keep the doctor away. I coined that term, you know, keep the doctor away. That’s why you don’t need Obamacare. Just eat more American fruit. And since China isn’t importing American fruit anymore, you’ll have plenty of them to buy and that will help our farmers. Speaking of fruits, look at those nuts (some people will say nuts aren’t fruit, but they’re wrong. They’re not meat and they’re not vegetables, so what are they?) in loser California wanting sanctuary cities. Let 'em have those sanctuary cities. Let’s send our worst criminals there and they’ll see what it’s like.”
The saddest thing is that hypothetical rambling is far more coherent than Tan the Conman has ever been in his entire life.