The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

Okay, now how does he actually intend to put that in a quantifiable, enforceable trade agreement? For every dollar the U.S. spends in China, China has to spend a dollar here; on what, and what happens if there’s nothing here that someone in China wants to buy?

Monty, keep this up, and you’re going to give Smapti a run for his money.

When they say only the affluent are entitled to be American citizens, they don’t intend to apply that only to immigrants.

Somehow, the prospect of being at home with his wife and not being able to watch television strikes me as one of the things Loser Donald fears most in life.

So, Tan himself and all those people he’s been firing after discovering they were losers? I have a feeling most of California doesn’t want 'em.

The 13[sup]th[/sup] specifically mentions “… except as a punishment for crime …”, so a Blue state could accept them and then invoke that clause, saying that they shall be subject to involuntary servitude for the period to which they have been sentenced, with no relief, save for the void.

Spoons: One of my fellow teachers here says our students will read the prompt for an essay question and instead of processing the whole prompt, they will recognize (or think they recognize) one word, then go write what he calls a “stream of consciousness” pertaining to that word. Tan the Conman talks with what I call “domino words”. He’ll start with one word, then the second word fits the first word, and the third word fits the second word, and so on (up to what would be 56 words by typewriter speed test count). Words 1 and 2 mesh, 2 and 3 mesh, 3 and 4 mesh. The problem is words 1, 2, 3, 4…make no sense in the order he spews them. Heck, I dont’ think any permutation of the words he spews would make sense. Except for his racist and other bigoted comments. Those he’s gotten down pat.

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And thanks for going along with my favorite name for Witless in the White House.

I want to give full credit to **kaylasdad99 **who fucking called this a year ago.

Same as her.

Both the NRA and the entire Republican party are up for sale at bargain-basement prices. I’m certain they can find someone to buy.

Might start a “upcoming recession” thread for this one, but want to park it here for now:

Yield on 2 year treasuries is higher than on 10yr treasuries for the first time since 2007. Look at linked chart and notice the correlation between this fact and recessionary periods.

Well, the pundits who actually know what they’re talking about were predicting in March that 1Q 2019 would be the best economic news for a while.

Summary of Trump’s supposedly non-political speech in Pennsylvania yesterday:

An excerpt:

And Trump’s Chumps believe every word of it.

Or “Give me your tired (but not so tired that they can’t stand on their own two feet) and poor (again, not TOO poor; this Golden Door ain’t cheap).”

Kinda ruins the iambic pentameter required by the sonnet form, but sonnets and iambic pentameter are for librul egghead types, amirite?

On the lighter side of the trump news, some people in NYC want to rename the street that trump tower is on.

Guess who they want to name it after?

If that’s the case, let’s name it after the America-hating fuckstick. As fast as possible.

Just name it “Tubman blvd” and let the double-entendres settle down.

Let’s compromise and rename it “America Hating Tubman Blvd”. “Fuckstick” has a nice NY attitude to it, but it just won’t fly with the rest of the country.

“in today’s top news story, disgraced former president trump jumped from his gold-plated penthouse apartment and landed in the middle of Fuckstick Blvd…”

McCain?
It would work – he’s deceased (sadly)