Donald Trump just cancelled his upcoming trip to Demark, because their prime minister said she wasn’t interested in selling Greenland.
Good lord, do you suppose that whole pile of idiocy was just to give him an excuse to bail on the trip?
[emphasis added].
Jesus, you people are just hellbent on giving him ideas!
Wouldn’t constant explosive diarrhea have been a less embarrassing excuse?
At least the excuse is consistent with his previous statements. Oh, wait, he previously said that the trip had nothing to do with the purchase of Greenland.
“I’m supposed to be going there,” he said. “We may be going to Denmark but not for this reason at all.”
Trump, to the approval of many Americans, has advocated mercantilism, steam powered navies, and purchasing territories from other countries. Only one theory explains this. Trump and a good chunk of his supporters are time travelers from the 19th century. This also explains all that “Party of Lincoln” bullshit.
I always attend the potluck and eat as much as I can, but I NEVER bring a hot dish. I’m a communist. Everything is free.
Oh, so you’re the jerk who always brings Pringles, aren’t you?
Phsssst - I bring napkins
Because Obama is visiting Denmark a few weeks later and would have drawn bigger crowds.
Truly, this is the act of a stable genius.
Oh, Trump’s a stable genius, alright. Remember that stable here is a noun.
We already know that he has constant explosive Twitterrhea, so it wouldn’t even be that much of a surprise.
Saw a discussion of how often Dotard has tweeted during his Presidency: about 9,400 times since 1.20.2017.
I understand he intends to scrap Air Force One and henceforth travel by hot-air balloon, powered by his own speech.
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Well obviously. There’s good money in kid jails, dontcherknow. Long as you cut every corner of course - but that’s a given.
Re Denmark and the yelps about being a “loyal ally”, made me laugh.
The Danes signed up to be the US’s bum boy, since it was a better option then being the Russians bum boy, and they had just been tye Germans bum boy and that had been no fun.
Well, in exchange for protection, you gotta do whatcha gotta do. Trump wants [del]their bum[/del] Greenland.
Trump typically gets what Trump wants.
That’s debatable. Where’s his Mexican funded idiot fucking wall?
He does usually get his way. Especially now with so many Trumpkin judges appointed at all levels. He’s managed to funnel the Wall money from the Pentagon and no one can stop that apparently.
I don’t understand why he’s allowed to lengthen the detainment period for migrant children though. Isn’t that some kind of legal agreement? He’s allowed to just rip it up? Then he can rip up anything.
The last 4 years, or the Post Escalator (PE) has been one continuous case of *Trump can’t/won’t * followed by oh fuck, he can/did
Why don’t people wise up now?