The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

The jackass doesn’t understand it’s the Congressional Medal of Honor?

Excellent!

I think that Trump is starting to actually panic about next year’s election and its consequences for him personally. So what does he do? He goes back to doing what (he thinks) he does best: real estate deals. It simply does not occur to him, no matter how many times he’s been told, that countries are not businesses.

Well, avoiding/being treated for STDs was Trump’s personal Vietnam. The sacrifices he must have made.

I wonder what Republicans like Mitch McConnell or Kevin McCarthy think in private about the leader of their party.

An alarmingly prescient statement by Ted Cruz, before Joni Ernst got to him:

Since it appears they’re not sleep deprived, just what they say out loud in public.

from an MD on Twitter

Are we talking a fourth marriage or a seventh bankruptcy?

Now now, let’s be fair. Trump didn’t call himself the King of Israel and Second Coming. He merely re-tweeted some random nut job who did.

Little Nemo: You appear to have inadvertently left out part of the quote.

But, yeah, does it really matter which? Trump thinks he’s great at everything. He’s not even competent at anything.

And here all this time I was thinking that it was Chuck Norris.

I realize the board doesn’t want people to edit quoted posts. But I believe they allow responders to cut down a post in order to clarify what they are responding to, as long as they don’t change the meaning of the original post.

In this case, I was making a joke. I did cut down your post in order to make it a better set-up for my punchline. I don’t feel I changed the meaning of what you said. But if you disagree, you can report it to a moderator and I will accept their decision.

No need for a report; however, the “(he thinks)” seemed to me, at the time I typed it, to be important.

And, as “Fluffy” says: Always go for the joke!

Have you seen the current President of the United States?

I heard he just had a birthday no so long ago, and now he is seventy three-year-olds.

The thing is, he’s not even doing *that *right. If you want to buy a property and the owner says it’s not for sale, you don’t cancel your meeting in a snit - you come over and give them the hard sell. To an actual real estate developer, “I’m not selling” is an opening offer.

You assume Loser Donald is capable of understanding the consequences of his actions.

It’s far more likely that someone told him Greenland was the biggest island, he decided he should have it, and it was very not nice of Denmark’s PM to tell him no.

For God’s sake anyone not talking about impeachment is as insane as our president obviously is.

As seen on Twitter;

Trump: (says something mind-bogglingly racist)

Every right-wing pundit: (bends over backwards trying to explain how you’re taking him out of context)

Trump: no I meant the racist thing

The front page of today’s new York Daily News, responding to Trump’s “Chosen One” comments:

I think the table covered with Whoppers is a nice touch.

Trump: No more w*tb@cks!

Every right wing pundit: He meant, no more ILLEGAL w*tb@cks!

Trump: No, I meant no more w*tb@cks period!!!

Every right wing pundit: Well, if you spell wtb@cks backwards, it’s skc@btw! He meant no more skc@bt*w, but he was being p.c. Don’t ever say he can’t be sensitive once in a while!