The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

He was trolling the fake news media and owning the libs!

Trump Admits He Gives Himself Awards:

Trump is very sensitive about his manliness and his, ahem, brain. The way to troll him is to insinuate he’s not so manly, not so smart, and not so stable. It’ll get an unhinged reaction every time. Whoever wins the democratic nomination need not worry about debating him on facts and policy points; just question his intelligence and sanity, and his penis size, and it’ll be a guaranteed win.

You’ve got to laugh at how for eight years the right wing evangelical pundits have been crying foul about Obama being the antichrist yet they excuse Trump blagging about being chosen by God. Sarah Huckerbee Sanders saying Trump was chosen by God to be president yet doesn’t want to answer if by that same logic God chose Obama. If Trump is defeated next year will they say God chose Biden or Sanders or Harris or whoever to be president. Did God get bored of Trump?

The politicisation of God if he a higher power even exists is moronic. Some televangelist actually had a show segment titled “why God hates open borders”. This people are the closest thing to the antichrist if there even is such a thing!!

Clearly, he has reason to be. :dubious:

I saw this article this morning. It’s a pretty funny takedown of Trump by Republican strategist Rick Wilson, although kinda scary, too.

This Isn’t the Madman Theory. This Is a Madman President.

In business, Trump could paper over his bankruptcies, flops, asinine remarks, and failed cons. The presidency is different.

Lot of us guys are like that, it’s why we are always looking for someplace to hide it. Except Chuck Norris. Other karate guys, want to break a board, they use their hand. But not Chuck Norris!

The Property Brothers Weigh in on Buying Greenland

Conan O’Brien contacted them about the deal

It could’ve been worse. He could’ve contact the Ghost Hunters. I can imagine them sneaking around the glaciers with their infrared cameras and microphones looking for the Ghost of Eric the Red.

No, it isn’t. It’s simply the Medal of Honor, and although it is awarded in the name of Congress, Congress is rarely involved in who gets it. With few exceptions, it’s handled like other military awards (i.e. through the chain of command of the service member, up to the Commander-in-Chief in the case of the Medal of Honor). Cite.

Which is not to say that Trump isn’t a jackass. :slight_smile:

I fondly remember the time when this MadTV skit was silly and unrealistic…

From the linked story:

The author probably meant former President, but these days, who the hell knows?

Or, the author transposed “by” and “forever”.

Valid alternative, I admit.

When I saw the CNN headline “Something is eating at President Trump”, my first thought was some sort of parasitic wasp larvae or brain-eating amoeba, but it turns out it’s the possibility of a recession and ebbing poll numbers.

Meh, I’d be down for Forever President Obama. I mean he was a spineless centrist shit, but you take the Forever President you can get, yeah ?

Individual 1 “joked” about swapping Greenland for Puerto Rico.
Trump Joked About Swapping Puerto Rico for Greenland: Report?

I noticed the next story down on the webpage said Sarah Huckabee Sanders is joining Fox News as a contributor next month.

Contributing what? More lies and disinformation?

But I’m sure she’ll be popular with the MAGAsses that watch Fox. I used to see the memes on social media about how she constantly “owned and embarrassed the Fake News Media stooges” like Jim Acosta and Co.

So, Sanders and Sean Spicer, both previous Trump spokespersons, were announced as appearing on reality televsion shows this week.

Or should I have said, “other” reality TV.

Sure. It’s not like Faux news is ever concerned with delivering too much of that.

It’s the only way they can get Trump to pay attention to them these days.