The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

Great. Russia hacking our electoral systems to try to get Trump re-elected, China hacking them to get him deposed.

There were sequential headlines earlier on Google’s news page. One said that Trump mocked Obama at the G7, saying Obama got outsmarted. (I didn’t read the article.)
The following headline said that Trump said America had vast wealth and wasn’t going to lose it to dreams and windmills.
Whatever allegedly outsmarted Obama, it sure as shit wasn’t Cadet Bone Spurs.

“Fair and Balanced”

Great Caesar’s Ghost, 36,000 posts.

Nah, Justin knows the cardinal rules of illicit sex. #7: Do not stick it in the Slovenian.

Crap, missed it by one!

Trump claimed Obama was outsmarted when Putin took Crimea from him. And I didn’t even know we owned Crimea.

Apparently, at one time, we were thisclose!
Good thing Putin has yet to outsmart Trump, eh?
How many hours of the day, I wonder, does Putin spend just grinning about his American stooge?

Which, as of a few years ago, has bedbugs.

So, Epstein had cameras in there too?

Oh, you mean the 6 legged insect type.

I’m guessing both.

and now for something completely

Mette Frederiksen, the Prime Minister of Denmark has reportedly expressed an interest in buying the Russian controlled territory of the United States of America. Rich in natural resources and fuckwits the territory covers almost …

I realize that, Pit notwithstanding, this is a very serious thread, but sometimes, you know, you just have to.

I don’t recall any fuss about our Voodoos using them – just some Yorkville types not wanting any nukes in Canada. My recollection was that air to air nuclear missiles could take out more than one bomber at a time, and that the radiation wouldn’t be bad at ground level from an airburst 20,000 ft in the air.

More to the point, there’s a whole lot of ocean and unpopulated territory in Canada (think Alaska only a hell of a lot bigger) that the Russians would have to fly over before reaching any significant Canadian targets, so it would make sense to stop them early on by any means necessary before they made it to any populated areas.

(And yes, I realize there are some people in our north. My uncle Geordie spent much his career watching ice in the high arctic from the nose of a Lancaster, and raised his family in what was then Frobisher Bay. The husband of one of his daughters spent much of his career as a meteorologist in Alert – that’s as far north as you can get in Canada. To put it in perspective with today’s population, Alert = 62, Golden Horseshoe 7,826,000).

Nuclear armed Canadian Voodoo’s were not a significant risk. The maladjusted nutter in the White House chewing on the biscuit while humping the football is an existential risk, so kindly s.25 (4) him or impeach him or simply do not re-elect him. All of our futures and our children’s futures may depend on this.

What makes you think China would get a more favorable agreement from Trump’s successor? Trump doesn’t care what deal he actually gets; he only wants something he can claim as a victory. He’d give them Hawaii if he could stand in front of a cheering crowd and brag about how he unloaded some worthless islands. Trump’s successor, one hopes, will pursue a deal which actually preserves American interests.

I hope China does not realize this.

It is China. They can afford to wait, and if they can’t, their government will just find someone to pay whatever the cost happens to be.

Individual 1 claimed that Melania "has gotten to know Kim Jong Un and I think she would agree with me, he is a man with a country that has tremendous potential.”
Melania has never been in the same room with Kim Jong Un.
When press secretary Stephanie Grisham was asked about this, she replied, “President Trump confides in his wife on many issues including the detailed elements of his strong relationship with Chairman Kim,” she said. “And while the First Lady hasn’t met him, the President feels like she’s gotten to know him too.”

Also notice that Melania was wearing a translation device when Individual 1 and Macron were press conferencing, even though she claims to be fluent in French.

I had this mental image of Ind. 1 reading Melania one of Kim’s “beautiful letters” while she filed her nails and tried to look interested, but then I remembered Trump can’t read.

Glad to see the new Press Sec is getting a bit of work, at least.

(bolding mine) The translation device was for the gobbledygook coming out of her husband’s mouth.

It’s the Urpeen Onion! :smiley:

I’m sure she is, in certain circumstances. "Oui, Monsieur, and with anal that brings the total to… "

Either way, it is pathetic. What a crappy POTUS :smack: