“Here at Mar-a-Lago, all of our showers are golden! The most beautiful golden showers you’ve ever seen, believe me!”
For all we know, they’re talking about Tiffany.
The SS is buying them because the agents have been renting out of their own pockets.
I was about to ask about trump picking up the tab for ridiculous charges by the SS on their behalf. But he’s turned operation of his businesses over to the boys, right? They can certainly rent equipment and lodgings from trump org. assets for a token fee of $1 per year without violating any laws or norms.
I guess that never occurred to them.
The House is investigating Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao (Mrs. Mitch McConnell) for ethics violations.
If they find violations, wattle they do about it?
They’ll prolly send a sternly worded letter to her boss informing him of their findings.
Tee hee 
Good one.
I don’t suppose anything will actually come of this since trump has carte blanche to say the administration is not going to cooperate, apparently.
Individual 1: “Who do you like more, the country or the Hispanics?”
Good Lord! It’s like those infinity mirrors, but instead of mirrors, it’s steps for him to fall down, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again, and fall down again…
Or maybe, just maybe, it’s like he’s an ourobos but is eating himself foot first. It’s a fucking miracle, though, how often he puts his foot in his mouth, what with his head so far up his ass.
^^ IT’s not a miracle, it’s a travesty that anyone thought the world’s worst real estate agent could be in charge of anything and he still puts his foot so far up his ass it’s like steam-powered missiles launched against Scottish wind farms with that damned whistling sound that ends in a muted thud that ends with self-aggrandizing.
Talk turkey, of course…
But the President said he likes Hispanics more!
In today’s episode of Just Imagine If, Fox News commentators “discuss” President Hillary Clinton’s recent admission that she likes Hispanics more than the United States of America!
Where is Escher when we need him?
He’s like a human Klein bottle.
An escalator would work just fine.
He has almost completed his Nazification process.
Or is he just getting warmed up?
Did you mean an escherlator?