The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

Out!

You don’t want an Escherlator – you seem to be perpetually going up (or down), but never actually get anywhere.

Come to think of it, trapping Trump on one would be a pretty good move.

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Ah but using what door? all seem to lead to same place, often defying all sense…

You could trap Trump on a normal escalator just by cutting the power.

Guys, this isn’t the name-calling or make-fun-of-how-dumb-Trump-is thread. Are there really no clusterfucks to discuss?

How about Sean Spicer, who “just ruined neon green for everyone”? And was accused of wearing that outfit at the behest of Obama or The Deep State.
Or Ben Rhodes calling Trump’s Foreign Policy As ‘A Saudi Wish List’?

Well, there was last night’s New Mexico rally. Will this do?

Fact Check: Trump makes at least 26 false claims at New Mexico rally

The man spoke for 95 minutes and only 26 lies-- that’s a lie every 3.6 minutes. He’s slipping.

Goddamn. that’s a lotta bullshit in one speech. Republicans don’t fuck around with their bullshit, they are bullshit shoveling motherfuckers. And every sad Trump voting fool in that audience believed that bullshit.
ETA This is the sign of a smart Trump voter: “I don’t believe all of his bullshit!”

Damn, that’s scary. I take it back; can we go back to calling the man a CheetoDoodyHead? He sounds more harmless that way.

It’s pretty impressive. Like those people who build ginormous houses out of garbage and found objects. The Former President* has built an entire administration out of garbage, found objects, crap, dogshit, and the best lies any president has ever told.

*Due to widespread disdain and scorn, and the recognition that things do run their course, I have decided to stop referring to himself as “thump” and will now and henceforth refer to him as The Former President or Former President Trump (if clarification is warranted). If I ever have occasion to refer to the actual former president, i.e., Obama, I will use his name. I will call him Former President Trump until it becomes reality. Visualization, people… visualization.

Lewandowski is testifying before Congress, but you don’t have to watch. The take home message is that he is going to continue to obstruct and that the Democrats are so very bad at this.

Individual 1, with his usual lack of empathy:
“Cokie Roberts ‘never treated me nicely’ but ‘was a professional’”

Individual 1 on why we will be backing Saudi Arabia up if there’s a war with Iran:
“Saudi Arabia pays cash.”

I think it was on The Daily Show, Trevor Noah pointed out that Trump’s rationale for backing Saudi Arabia is because it’s a big customer for American military weapons. So, Trevor Noah asked, why don’t they use those weapons themselves, to fight this battle?

That’s a scary thought; that a smart Trump voter implies, “I don’t believe everything he says but I believe some/most of it.”

Of course, the rest of Trump voters say, “President Donald J. Trump, hallowed be His name and peace be upon Him, said it, so I believe it, and that settles it.”

What about calling the tan turd “the fake president”?

Unlike Trump himself, who simply does not pay.

It’s tough to think rationally while ejaculating.

It got better. Spicer’s low score is because the judges are godless hethurns.

'Cause he’d still be president. I can wholeheartedly endorse “the former fake president,” however.

My guess is, the pee thing is real, but not because Trump has a fetish for it – he just wanted to defile the bed Obama slept in.

I didn’t see the speech and have no intention of seeing it, but I’ll bet he didn’t speak anywhere near 95 minutes. My guess is he spoke for maybe 45 minutes and the rest of the time was MAGAt cheering. That means one lie every 1.73 minutes.

He’s still slipping by not by as much as it might appear.