The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

[Snowboarder_Bo]

“…and for voluntarily removing himself from the dangerous situation he created and perpetuated…”

[jayjay]

What did Barron ever do to John Dean?

[Fiveyearlurker]

“It is fake news that a whistleblower says I shot someone on fifth avenue.” (Friday)
“The whistleblower who says I shot someone on fifth avenue is a liar and an Obama spy.” (Saturday)
“Sometimes as president, to protect the country, it is necessary for shoot someone on fifth avenue.” (Today)

[JKellyMap]

@jayjay

What did Barron ever do to John Dean?

I laughed!

[Little_Nemo]

@Fiveyearlurker

“It is fake news that a whistleblower says I shot someone on fifth avenue.” (Friday)
“The whistleblower who says I shot someone on fifth avenue is a liar and an Obama spy.” (Saturday)
“Sometimes as president, to protect the country, it is necessary for shoot someone on fifth avenue.” (Today)

“It is fake news that a whistleblower says I shot someone on fifth avenue.” (Tomorrow)

[enipla]

@Fiveyearlurker

“It is fake news that a whistleblower says I shot someone on fifth avenue.” (Friday)
“The whistleblower who says I shot someone on fifth avenue is a liar and an Obama spy.” (Saturday)
“Sometimes as president, to protect the country, it is necessary for shoot someone on fifth avenue.” (Today)

I wonder how fast the White house would empty out if Trump was given his second amendment right to own a firearm.

I think we should give him and all White House staff guns. At least this mess would be over pretty quickly.

[mjmlabs]

@Snowboarder_Bo

I love his movies!

+1. That one with Meryl Streep in it was particularly good.

[Ukulele_Ike]

@enipla

I wonder how fast the White house would empty out if Trump was given his second amendment right to own a firearm.

Trump applied for, and received, a permit to carry a concealed firearm sometime back in the early ‘90s, I think. I remember it being covered in the NYC tabloids.

I don’t know if he ever did so; I suppose the very thought of packing heat made his tiny wiener semi-hard.

[bobot]

Remember Trump, genius, looking right up at the eclipse? He’d likewise look right down the barrel of a gun to see if it was loaded.

[JohnT]

BREAKING, from the NY Times:

“Trump shot Jesus on Fifth Avenue, raising troubling questions as to what Jesus did to Trump.”

[mjmlabs]

@Ukulele_Ike

Trump applied for, and received, a permit to carry a concealed firearm sometime back in the early ‘90s, I think.

He’s since claimed to own both an "H&K .45 and a .38 Smith & Wesson.”

He also claimed, in a discussion of the terrorist attack at the Bataclan concert hall in Paris, that:

I always carry a weapon on me. If I’d been at the Bataclan or one of those bars, I would have opened fire. Perhaps I would have died, but at least I would have taken a shot.

Everyone can and should apply their own personal Trump Bullshit Detector to those statements (and, frankly, everything else he’s ever said or ever will).

And then there’s this gaudy bit of promotion: Jesse James Made A .45 For President Donald Trump

[carrps]

@mjmlabs

+1. That one with Meryl Streep in it was particularly good.

I have a real fondness for Mother because as Debbie Reynolds played the title character, she was so much like my mom.

[Sherrerd]

@ThelmaLou

Plus, they hate landlords and they love watching sometime stick it to a landlord.

Yeah, that’s an important part of the dynamic.

@ThelmaLou

… a moving van emptying out the family quarters. Yeah. That’s what he should do. I have a big smile on my face just imagining it.

That smile will vanish when you realize that the Trumps have emptied the White House of its every historic treasure, and hightailed it with the loot to their new dacha on the Black Sea.

@JohnT

BREAKING, from the NY Times:
“Trump shot Jesus on Fifth Avenue, raising troubling questions as to what Jesus did to Trump.”

Obviously Jesus shot first. As the Trump apologists love to explain, as if it actually makes any sense: ‘Trump is a counter-puncher’ (or shooter, in this case).

[FloatyGimpy]

@mjmlabs

He’s since claimed to own both an "H&K .45 and a .38 Smith & Wesson.”

He also claimed, in a discussion of the terrorist attack at the Bataclan concert hall in Paris, that:

“I always carry a weapon on me. If I’d been at the Bataclan or one of those bars, I would have opened fire. Perhaps I would have died, but at least I would have taken a shot.”

Everyone can and should apply their own personal Trump Bullshit Detector to those statements (and, frankly, everything else he’s ever said or ever will).

And then there’s this gaudy bit of promotion: Jesse James Made A .45 For President Donald Trump

Reality:

Donald Trump rushed off stage by Secret Service

[Muffin]

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Reality:

[/QUOTE]

A Republican held up a “Republicans against Trump” sign, so a Republican shouted “Gun!” and the Republican on stage was rushed off stage.

Why can’t all y’all just put the Republicans in camps the way Republicans put asylum seekers in camps? But then I guess you can’t do that because you’re not Republicans.

What a shit hole.

[running_coach]

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Reality:

[/QUOTE]

Boy, he just leaped into action, didn’t he?

[bobot]

Very nimble. People say he’s nimble, and in great shape.
Fuck, he looked like the one they were trying to tackle.
Just how easy is it to fool Republicans, anyway?? Fuck, I’ve never seen that clip before.

[BlankSlate]

The guy tackled in Reno was released without charges

Apparently he was a republican carrying an anti-Trump sign, so one of the toothless snowflakes got the vapors and yelled ‘GUN.’

[Monty]

@Sherrerd

Obviously Jesus shot first.

Well, He does have blood on his hands.

[zoid]

@Monty

Well, He does have blood on his hands.

and feet

I’ll show myself out