Well, right now he’s deriving all the political benefit that he could from an actual impeachment process without having to fact the negatives of an actual impeachment process, it’s kind of win/win for him right now.
Reporter 1 Next we’ll be discussing the colour and texture of the shit on the sofa. How does it compare to previous Trump shits?
Reporter 2 Tune in next, when we’ll be having a panel discussion talking about exactly what this new sofa shit means. What is Trump trying to accomplish and what is the meaning behind these furniture shits?
Me: Why are we discussing shitting on furniture like it’s a normal thing to do?
Individual 1 said that they brought in champion mountain climbers to try to climb WALL and they couldn’t do it. Champion mountain climbers say they can’t find anybody they know who was called in to try it.
Well, there was this one guy, mountain climber kind of guy. He was really big and strong. Tough guy. Really great guy. And he said to Trump: “Sir, Mister President sir, I have really tried to climb this wall and I just can’t. It’s the best wall I have ever seen, sir.” And he had a tear in his eye as he spoke.
I used to be on the Colorado Ground Search and Rescue team. From what I’ve seen of this wall it could be climbed with whatever anyone had in their bag and about 100’ of rope. You can make ascenders out of 5mil rope if you don’t have any actual ascenders. It’s simple and common. A rope that climbs a rope. Works well.
Just more bullshit from Trump which is to be expected.
And meanwhile about a quarter of the people you know won’t shut up about how you’re a fool to go through the gears of justice, because you could just impeach the guy and then he’d be gone!
And about three quarters of the people you know tune out the second you mention any of this because it bores them silly. They could be watching the Kardashians or some sports event or doing just about anything else, really. And they can’t be convinced that there’s anything actually objectionable about your tenant. I mean, how could he even have become a tenant in the first place, if there is really anything out of the ordinary about him? You’re over-reacting!
If he wants to “accomplish something big,” he should take John Dean’s suggestion:
If he resigned, that’s something the nation would always remember and always be grateful for! He can go down in history as having made the Ultimate Sacrifice for the good of the country, namely. Maybe someone can design a medal for him and there can be a big (YUGE!) presentation ceremony in the Rose Garden. He can present it to himself, like Napoleon. I can see the photographs now… Melania with a big smile on her face, and in the background, a moving van emptying out the family quarters. Yeah. That’s what he should do. I have a big smile on my face just imagining it.
