There are likely a few “good people” out there - trouble is, the Republican leaders are not among them. And the “good people” will not hear a word of this from their favored news outlets. Even now, they are being told that Biden’s son is some kind of nefarious criminal, and Trump was doing his patriotic duty.
And they believe it. Because they may be “good people”, but as Trump supporters they are easily fooled. They WANT to be fooled. Because the alternative is to admit that they were duped by a con man. And nobody wants to admit they were duped. They will double down. Not only does the Emperor have clothes, but they are the BEST clothes, the most WONDERFUL clothes in the WORLD.
People support Trump because they are monsters. They want to hurt as many people as possible, as much as possible, as often as possible; and they support Trump because that’s exactly what he gives them. They aren’t going to stop supporting him for doing awful things, because awful things are exactly what they want out of him. He could rape and murder people on nationwide television, and they’d just cheer him on.
In Loser Donald’s world, I imagine that he believes he should get all the Nobel Prizes;
Literature: The Art of the Deal is one of the greatest books ever written, aside from the Bible, which is a very tremendous book that many people are finding out about since he started talking about it
Economics: Trump is the best at business and has made some of the greatest deals ever
Medicine: You might think that his radiant skin, his long, beautiful hair, and his being, like, really smart are on their own worthy of a prize, but those are just testaments to his great genes and very good brain. The fact is that he’s had tremendous success with Opioid, and is looking very strongly at curing cancer and AIDS during his third term
Physics: The things he’s found out in terms of Nuclear are like nobody’s ever seen, to say nothing of his knowledge of digital, steam, missiles, wedges, the cyber, and most astonishingly, his discovery that the noise from windmills cause cancer and that you can’t watch television if the wind runs out
Chemistry: He has the best chemistry with the most beautiful women (excepting those who are Nasty), to say nothing of his discovering how to wash coal and his dissertation on the very expensive chemicals Crooked Hillary used to get rid of her emails
Peace: Aside from singlehandedly preventing nuclear war in Korea, he has made the entire world stop laughing at America, he has established the best friendships and had very beautiful calls from lots of world leaders, and has built WALL (which Mexico happily and eagerly paid for in a show of international goodwill), thus saving millions of lives from various bad hombres and diseases that you have to be Albert Einstein to have heard of
Nicely written, and of course I agree – the Orange Peril has been exceptionally innovative in all of those areas. Some of them have been publicly celebrated – Last Week with John Oliver had a nice video clip demonstrating his clean coal initiative, showing a piece of coal being vigorously scrubbed with a kitchen dish brush. But to the Nobel Committee, this sort of genius means nothing (very unfair!). But even they would be unable to deny the obvious if they introduced a new award category: Achievement in Creating Alternate Facts (formerly known as “lying” but now elevated to an art form).
How about a Noble [sic] medal made of gold-plated pot metal? We could award it to him at the Potemkin wall I proposed a few months ago-- the one only a mile long he’ll be taken to to show him it’s been done.
“Look, I can tell you that many people have said that Slippery Bill Ayers wrote Obama’s book, which sold far fewer copies than mine, and the Fake News won’t tell you that. And if there were a fair investigation, I think you’d be very surprised by what you’re going to hear.”
I come from a family of Trump supporters. In my 20s, before something of an epiphany, I would have been one of them. This is a bit off, but not that far off.
California has failed to show that they are addressing air quality issues? At the same time that Team Imbecile wants to strip them of their right to tougher vehicle emissions/fuel economy standards??
How fuckin stupid are Republicans, anyway???
(There aren’t enough slap yourself in the face emoticons for this one.)
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