“This Is Your Life!!”
Your son was just crushed by a car that was driving on the wrong side of the road!
Close your eyes, you won’t believe who’s coming out here next!
And now they will be the bad guys because they wouldn’t play ball the way he wanted them to 
My heart is in my throat every time I know one of my kids has to drive any distance. I know a couple whose daughter was killed by a hit and run driver who was never found. I think the only thing worse than that would be to know who killed your child but they will never answer for it because of some stupid loophole.
Actually the only thing worse would be Orange Asshole up on the podium badmouthing you because you wouldn’t just cry and hug it out with your child’s murderer on camera to please him.
He is so accustomed to people playing along when he’s got them in his turf. And to not have to ask anyone “is this OK with you”.
He took a lot of shit for it, but at least Obama had beer at his summit.
At a Trump summit, the moderator (purportedly) doesn’t drink, so everyone has to be intoxicated by his greatness.
Sadly, I think his hatred of liberals will win out over his dislike of Trump.
Or this old news - Trump signs photos of dead crime victims The piece of shit is such a fucking piece of work. There really are no words.
ProPublica has published some public record Individual 1 financial records showing that he told lenders that his NYC properties were worth more than he was telling tax people.
Hey, that’s the same thing Michael Cohen, during his testimony, told AOC that Trump was doing! Now there’s a wild coincidence.
Also from ProPublica: 281 lobbyists have worked in the Trump administration. For reference, there had been 65 in the Obama administration after the first five years.
The swamp has breached the White House portico. Is there anything Orange Anus Face doesn’t lie about?
What he wants when he sends an intern out to McDonalds.
No, even then, though he won’t admit it, they know very well that they had better bring back a happy meal toy.
No cite, as it was a bit ago, and I hate trying to google on this computer, but I remember a story about how he would order room service, but the employees knew what he “really” wanted.
The Secretary of State just said this - “My experience with the President is that he makes decisions and then absorbs data and facts.”
At least he’s not lying.
He said Trump absorbs data and facts? WTF??
I wonder if he laughed out loud, or was able to just keep it to a smirk?
So he makes decisions without facts. Follows.
Turkey ‘effectively holding 50 US nuclear bombs hostage’ at air base amid Syria invasion
Gee, who would have thought that there might be unintended consequences of the latest dumbass move from Chief Dumbass?
I’m at work and can’t click the link. But, um, we knew those were there. Don’t tell me we abandoned that base and left those behind. I mean, no, right?
On the plus side, the PAL system should prevent anyone from using them without authorization.
On the downside, all it takes is a call to Trump, and he’ll gladly give up the codes in exchange for an attaboy.