The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

I just saw a report on German TV how the Syrian government troops were delighted to find the abandoned US bases so well functioning and equipped after taking them. They proudly showed the working facilities and stuffed fridges. They called it a gift. Nuclear arms are just a bonus.

Do you have a link?

From the linked article:

So, in answer to your question, it looks like yes, we knew the bombs were there, but no, we had no idea what we were going to do with them in this event. The Air Base is ‘shared’, so assumedly we still have aircraft and personnel there.

ETA: Senator Reed is the ranking member of the Democratic Party on this committee. James Inhofe of Oklahoma is the chairman.

Trump probably had sex with one of Epstein’s 13-year-old popsies in 1994. Extra jolly info: Ivanka was 13 in 1994.

Golly, this has been quite a news day.

Ninja’d, but stet, 'cuz different quotes…

Right; no. To paraphrase the link you can’t read at work, the tactical nukes are at an airbase under joint command of the US and Turkey … but now that things are sliding sideways between those two NATO members, the US has to choose between a) somehow retrieving those nukes, which would send things sliding sideways even faster, since they’re there for joint NATO defense (at least ostensibly), or b) hoping that things never slide sideways far enough that Erdogan will just grab them.

From that article:

Fear not. I’m sure Chief Dumbass has already dispatched Jack Ryan and the A-Team to recover the nuclear weapons.

Seriously… how the fuck do you leave behind nuclear weapons?

I wonder what Michael Cohen might have to add to this conversation. And I hope he’s on suicide watch. With guards who aren’t working 18-hour days and napping here and there.

Using them as-is, sure. Popping the hood and taking the fissile matter ?

Well sure. I mean Pompeo recently confirmed that Trump makes decisions, and then looks at the facts and data afterward.

So I have no doubt that we abandoned the base and left Turkey with 50 nuclear missiles. Why should Trump give a shit about that?

The best time to get atomic weapons out was several years ago. The second best time is now.

The parents of the kid who was killed by the US diplomat’s wife in a car accident in the UK are in the US to try to drum up support for having her sent back to the UK for trial. The White House asked them if they would like to come to the White House to talk to Individual 1. They were greeted with a press and photographer gaggle. While there, Individual 1 blindsided them by telling them that the woman was in the next room and would they like to meet her with reporters and photographers all watching the meeting.

Dunn family spokesman Radd Seiger said that the family felt “ambushed” when the “bombshell” was dropped that Sacoolas was next door.

They had envisioned meeting her one day, but as Seiger told The Daily Beast, “only on British soil” and “only with mediators, counselors, and their legal team in tow.”

Sorry, only a German link, but it’s from the Tagesschau, the oldest and most respected TV news outlet you can imagine in Germany. From the report:

Yes, and I can’t let go the pun that Putin made Trump his manbitch in Manbidsch…

Not impossible, but building a nuke is a complicated process, and getting the fissile material is just one step.

As was said earlier, they can just get the codes - and hell, the instruction manual - directly from Trump. I mean, what could be done to stop him? Fox News would declare it a triumph of Trump’s smartiltude.

I wonder if there are any actors in the immediate vicinity who would be interested in getting their hands on some dirty bomb materials? Oh, just some Syrian Army, ISIS and Hezbollah extremists that come immediately to mind.

The President has been crystal clear: no quid pro quo’s of any kind.

Democrats say they left White House meeting on Syria after Trump ‘meltdown’

I haven’t spoken German in decades. Fortunately, there’s google translate. :wink:

Danke schön.

Trump calls Gen. Mattis “the world’s most overated general.”

Looks like the Prez had a productive sit-down with Sen. Schumer and Speaker Pelosi this afternoon.

By god, the hits just keep comin’ today.

(Looks like Rick K beat me to it. Well, it’s worth two looks)