Calling him a fuck stain is too good for him. He’s more like a shit stain.
Right wingers love to point that out as if they discovered relativity. Rand Paul thought he’d educate black college students about this. The overlook that since the Civil Rights Act, all of the old racist Southern Democrats became Republicans.
Here is a five-second clip that summarizes my reaction when Trump was elected.
My reaction was more like this.
3 second clip of mine.
“You should all thank me for your bank stocks doing better,” - Treasury Secretary, Steven “The Face Of Greed” Mnuchin.
OMFG, Trump, that guy is an idiot
People don’t ask? The cause of the American Civil War is probably one of the most widely debated and researched historical questions in the history of the fucking world.
FFS, even his alma mater Yale has courses on “why” the Civil War happened. It’s even on YouTube.http://oyc.yale.edu/history/hist-119
It’s time to go all in on Brawndo Inc.
Right? I mean, if Stark would have just listened to Steve Rogers’ concerns about rogue supersoldiers and not collected a bunch of superfriends to stop Captain America from looking for, Bregenz would still have an airport and Col. Rhodes would still be dancing instead of being paralyzed by friendly fire from Stark’s murderbot creation.
Oh, you’re talking about the American Civil War, fought over the issue of human slavery that the United States was one of the last Western nations to prohibit and built protections thereof into our legislative and electoral processes? Yeah, nobody has every really inquired into the causes or speculated how we could have avoided it.
Donald Trump, The Wisest President and Sage Student of Political History, only in some kind of Philip K. Dick nightmare alternate reality that Trump somehow slipped in from and to which we can only hope that a dimensional defect or experimental matter transporter sends him back to, along with Cthuluians Steve Bannon and Kellyanne Conway, while Hitler Youth alumni and nominee for this year’s Joseph Goebbels Master of Propagnada Award Steven Miller and fundamentalist uxorial supplicant Mike Pence are suddenly and inexplicably consumed by wandering space lizard.
Stranger
Mine. A long one, at 19 seconds.
Followed by many bad words.
Nitpick: Trump’s Alma Mater is the Wharton School of Business at the University of Pennsylvania, not Yale. Donald Trump - Wikipedia
I’m sure Penn has courses on the matter tho 
Trump administration ending Michelle Obama’s girls education program.
I admit it, I was looking for the “Like” button for this post.
Trump would be honored, HONORED, to meet with Kim Jong Un. But not to worry - Spicy to the rescuewith an explanation.
(spoiler - not to worry - Trump was merely being “diplomatic”. We all know that is his strength.)
Trump had probably never heard of Andrew Jackson until Bannon brought him up. Maybe he thought the “Civil” part of Civil War meant it was some kind of a domestic disturbance. If Bannon’s his only source of American history, Bannon probably left out all the slavery stuff. Trump just relies on generic rhetoric to fake his way through shit and becomes all indignant and surprised when somebody dares to fact check.
Wonder if anybody’s suggested watering the crops with Gatorade?
And the hits just keep on coming. Trump official freezes Michelle Obama’s plan to fight childhood obesity.
Methinks he must be aiming for the last turtle.