The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

Then there were the paper towels. But right away he threw them into a crowd, so maybe that doesn’t count.

And of course, he carries a torch for Vladimir Putin.

Did it look like this?

ThelmaLou, don’t look to an august publication like the National Enquirer for breaking news. It is the Publication of Record for the Trump family.

Someone pointed out that he’s not wearing a tie in that clip (which suggests that it’s NOT how he always looks).

Wasn’t the original story something about how he was visiting a wounded veteran and family at Walter Reed, and just decided, Heck, long as I’m here, might as well take some time for a partial physical. These doctors aren’t doing anything important…

Latest versions have disappeared the wounded soldier bit. Poof! Gone!

What, no photos? No teary-eyed warriors calling him “Sir”? The wounded guy didn’t want any pictures of a fat stupid lout looming over him? Nobody noticed, a stealth motorcade and fifty invisible Secret Service goons? No adoring doctors and nurses setting aside their minor duties to bask in his aura?

It looks like he’s carrying a pretty large file folder of some kind,maybe like one of these. Maybe a bunch of past medical records?

As I said some months ago, I do not want him dead, I want him in jail. I want him in jail a long, long time. I want him to contemplate about how he could have remained what he was, a grifter squeezing a couple hundred grand here, maybe a million there, for the rest of his life but then he hit upon the idea of running for president as a vanity project* and it all came crashing down when people who mattered (like attorneys general) started paying attention to what he was doing.

Death is too good for him.

*Or an enhancement to the Trump brand, I can’t tell which.

Anyone know if he’s back at the White House?

John Harwood, CNBC:

Especially seeing as the last one was in February.

The best response I saw to this was from Soledad O’Brien.

Link, I hope.

Twitter is reporting Stage 4 Windmill Cancer.

Donald Trump: “I am fortunate to have been blessed with great genes” (2015)

Trump’s doctor, Harold Bornstein: “His blood pressure, 110/65, and laboratory test results were astonishingly excellent…His physical strength and stamina are extraordinary… If elected, Mr Trump, I can state unequivocally, will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency” (2015)*

Steve Mnuchin: “Trump has perfect genes” (2017)

Jeanine Pirro: “He’s almost superhuman” (2019)

Well, that explains all those perfect phone calls, I guess.

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell says the country has a “behavioral problem” as he called on both sides of the political spectrum to defuse the anger now swirling around political debates.

Let’s start with getting Trump and his family of trolls off social media!

Don’t forget…

Dr. Ronny Jackson: “if he had a healthier diet over the last 20 years, he might live to be 200 years old”

I do hope it’s nothing trivial.

Do you know who else thought he was a superman with perfect genes?