He is meeting with people in the residence today instead of the Oval Office. I don’t know if any of the grand interpretations of this event are remotely accurate, but the official explanation is fairly unlikely.
Pirro is so out there that she might as well be Alex Jones in drag.
Remind me, that’s the guy who said the proudest moment of his political career was looking Obama right in the eye and saying the Senate would not vote on any judicial nominee of his (regardless of who that was) ? That guy ?
In which case, sure, let’s hear his opinion on moderation, bipartisanship and de-escalation, he seems reasonable. I mean you don’t earn yourself the moniker of “grave digger of democracy” by being a bad guy.
No tie, hustling like he never hustles, and I’ve seen more than one doctor suggest that what he’s carrying looks like a portable IV covered by a file folder.
I’ve been thinking I want to get a bumper sticker made, that looks like a Trump/Pence 2020 campaign sticker, except the word “Pence” is replaced with “Prison”.
Or maybe I can get a real Trump/Pence bumper sticker and just do it myself in Sharpie.
I wonder if he’s in his jammies? Maybe he’s going to revive that custom that past monarchs had of conducting meetings from their beds. Or sometimes while on the potty. Well, he already does that. Sort of.
I solved all my bumper sticker problems for the upcoming election.
Mine reads, “The Democrat 2020.”
Done and dusted.
Charlie Sheen?
I saw a pretty good bumper sticker the other day: “Any Functioning Adult, 2020”
Don’t be glib. His body produces tiger blood. Does that seem perfect to you, in a human ? He’s going to need some form blood filtration or replacement for the rest of his life. Shame on you for making light of a genetic medical condition.
Mmmm, that’s more tricky. I mean, a bumper sticker like that could include purely evil functioning adults like Dick Cheney, Karl Rove and Condi Rice. Dare we leave it to such chance?
Chief Justice Roberts has signed a stay that, for now, protects the Criminal-in-Chief’s 1040s.
The recurrence of bone-spurs is a horrible thing and not to be scoffed at. I wish Mr. Trump well in his desire to spend more time with his family in a non-extradition county.
Senior State Department resigns after media maligns her for trumping up her resumé.
From Donald Trump's Mysterious Hospital Visit
some possibilities:
Mitch McConnellitis: An infection caused by the Senate Majority Leader’s head being stuck up Trump’s ass.
Copping Tunnel Syndrome: A common condition caused by repeatedly grabbing women by the … let’s just call it “copping a feel.”
Lie-abetes: Most people don’t know that excessive bullshitting can damage the bullshituitary gland, which secretes the hormone that causes pathological lying.
Gonorrhea: I mean, he does like to have unprotected sex with porn stars.
Russian Influence-za: An STD caused by fellating a Russian dictator. There are only two known cures. An experimental drug called “Kremlinsulin” and a more traditional medical procedure called “impeaching the motherfucker.”
A wypipodectomy: A non-invasive procedure that removes the “racist bone” Trump insists that he doesn’t have.
Something I read somewhere on the Internet today in reference to the emergency hospital visit:
“I hope he lives a long life and dies peacefully in prison, surrounded by his family.”
Fuck McConnell. He can drop dead too.
bye, Felicia!
Definitely gonna need a bigger bus. With big fat tires (lotsa room under, dontcha know).
Trump’s impeachment ire turns on Pompeo
Ya really fucked up, Mike! You hired good, honorable, professional people who won’t go along with the shitshow that is this administration. :smack: Dang! You should have hired losers and toadies, bereft of principles, willing to have their mouths tapes shut, and ideally, dumb as a box of hair. What were you thinking??
I’m so doing that when I can get a hold of a Trump sticker.