I can totally hear it in Eva Gabor’s voice.
Isn’t this the same melania who he reported wouldn’t cry for him if he got shot?
She would have said ‘Dahlink’.
Stealing? You just might be ready for the inner circle. Pad out a resume and send it to Mick Mulvaney; I believe there are going to be some positions coming open very shortly.
No, you’re thinking of Melanie.
Tears of joy.
Tears of joy???
Ahhhh! Got beat out again 
ISTR when George II took over there were claims all the keyboards in the White House were missing the Ws. Maybe the Obama staffers were one-upping the Clinton staffers. :rolleyes:
Until she found that clause in the pre-nup about inheritance.
Or opened the deposit box and there were only moth-eaten IOUs.
Lock her up!
Bill might’ve gotten in trouble with the latter. But I’m pretty sure he wasn’t running shady real estate deals in Moscow so soon after the collapse of the Iron Curtain.
Just saw this classic comment,
Jim Wright:
[indent]* There was a joke back when I was in grade school, something about a farmer, a prize pig, and a curious monkey recently escaped from the zoo.
I don’t remember how it went exactly but it ended with a giant explosion of pigshit and the punchline: “…all I saw was this little monkey trying to put the cork back in…”
Devin Nunes is that monkey right now.*[/INDENT]
In his world all married couples call each other “darling” because he likes to pretend he lives in the 1950s “Leave It To Beaver” universe. Also everyone calls him “sir” and cries because of his awesomeness. :smack:
I remember that joke. I have it in my head that it involved an elephant, which would be appropriate. (Though I could be conflating it with the ‘Take it all, bitch!’ joke.)
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That’s true. Remember his impression of a family whose house had wind power? “Darling, is the wind blowing today? I want to watch television.”
Dammit, now I know who it was barfed all over the cat.
Trump traveled to Austin today. He was accompanied by the White House physician. https://twitter.com/TrueFactsStated/status/1197290771059236865
Honest question – is that normal? Cuz that doesn’t sound normal to me. Combined with his recent surprise annual physical and his need to have a notepad with him to remind him he didn’t ask for a quid pro quo, this doesn’t appear to be a hallmark of a healthy man.
God, now I can foresee trump losing the election and then his lawyers arguing he too sick to stand trial in any of the cases against him.
I don’t think it’s unusual for the White House Physician to accompany the president.
So he’s got a regular room at Mar-a-Largo, then?