The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

And that’s only costing the taxpayer $1000/night! Bargain!

Pretty sure every president has a doctor travelling with him wherever he goes.

Yes - but is there a difference between the 'WHite House Doctor(s) and medical staff" and “Trumps Personal Physician” ?

I agree that they always have medical standing by - but this (as phrased) seems more than that.

In case you thought the Ukrainians were blasting Russian tanks with their new Javelin missiles.

Maybe he had a stroke and they became concerned because he was suddenly coherent.

Impeachment Hearings go better with Trump[sup]TM[/sup] Wine

We already knew that Eric was a bit of a dim bulb. I mean he called the impeachment inquiry boring. What kind of idiot thinks that the future of his country and family is boring?

You know when Trump saw that he said with a tear in his eye “That’s my Boy!”

Becuz thats whut the TV talking people on the TeeVee says. So I am gonna say it too! Becuz I am smart!

Hey, it says right in the linked story, you forgot the ‘h’.

There is now a new, free font, called “tiny hand”, which will allow you to have Individual-ONE’s sharpie scrawl appear in your documents.

Yeah, what if he got a splinter or something?

Anybody remember the Kevin Kline movie “Dave?” Where a nice guy who’s a presidential impersonator gets called in b/c the real one had a stroke during an illicit affair? Ends with the fake prez pretending to have a stroke when the original’s illegal dealings came out.

Except for the “good guy” president, I’m imagining Trump will use his health (either real or sham) as a way of escaping all of this. Fox News interview, fake stroke, “retiring due to health concerns,” and disappearing for six months to recuperate, then resurfacing to make a buck off of his latest scam.

Yes.

#38861, a couple pages back

I like to think that the guy at Kinko’s was going to let the Republicans know about their error, but decided not to.

Perhaps I’m missing something; doesn’t that sign imply Schiff is obeying House rules? Am I overthinking this?

Yup.

Nope. As Fiveyearlurker noted, it was the Republicans who designed the sign who turned out to be underthinking it.

They have lost the war with words. Words are victorious and are dancing upon their fallen. Having demonstrated a total inability to comprehend and deploy language, these individuals need to be enjoined from (ab)using it. At all. Ever.

It does, which is the error - that he’s followed the rules since right now. They should have said “0 days that he’s followed the rules.”

I’ll bet the Kinko’s guy is from Normay. (That’s never gonna get old.)