The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

It would put a damper in the lottery market, though.

ISTM that if you’re gonna burn bridges, you might not want to antagonize the guys who have the boats…

Trump knows he can count on them to act professionally even when he won’t

True, but it’s pretty bad that the bar has to be set that low so we can clear it.

I mean, among other things, we still have kids in concentration camps and we were trying to justify denying them elements of basic healthcare and instruments of personal hygiene. That’s totally on us, and it’s still happening.

You’re only noticing it now ? To quote a recent, absolutely fantastic game : it’s all about evil apes duking it out atop a big ball. You’re one of them. Now get ready for another day working in the shit factory !

For all of you who have been wondering what is causing the marital rift between Kellyanne and George Conway, Trump has just answered. It’s all Kellyanne’s fault!

Nice to know that Trump is such a likeable guy that the only reason somebody would hate him so must be because his wife berates him too much.

And flu shots. :frowning:

because this will hurt your head and eyes,

[spoiler]*** He’s like an iconic figure in this country for two reasons. He was the greatest mayor in the history of New York and he was the greatest crime fighter probably in the last 50 years.

He’s also a friend of mine. He’s a great person … When you’re dealing with a corrupt country - if Rudy Giuliani - he’s got credentials because of his reputation… When Rudy Giuliani goes there and you hear it’s a corrupt country, I mean, it means a lot.***[/spoiler]

WTF does this sentence mean, speaking of meaning?

Don’t answer that.

56.Well a lot of things are the matter with me.”

hth

In human-speak, it means Rudy Colludy, due to his vast experience, is really good at spotting corruption.

Whether because he fights it, or lives it, depends on which Rudy you’re thinking of - the crimefighting Rudy, or the trump toady Rudy.

Everywhere he goes - corruption follows.

I don’t know what to tell you officer - I just keep finding dead bodies.

Rebecca Ballhaus, Wall Street Journal:

It’s the modern-day chicken and the egg dilemma.

Signed, Miss Marple

Was thinking Miss Fletcher when I wrote it.

This must be some sort of personal record, even for Agent Orange.

No kidding. Don’t ever invite her or Father Brown to an event unless you want to start tripping over bodies. I think Cabot Cove, Maine, has the highest per capita murder rate in the world. Population 600, and every week at least four of them buy the farm.

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If he is looking for it, it must be an angle search, as in “How can I get in on this?

And when he finds it, he tries for a piece of the action.

Ghod. You couldn’t pay me enough to do Chris Cillizza’s job. ::Head explodes:: indeed.