Fucked on every level?
That’s outstanding!
Yeah that’s pretty good
Thanks— not original to me! The version I heard was “wrong on so many levels,” but those alternatives work, too.
Probably a certain amount of pigeon poop, too.
I wonder if the same person glued MAGA hats on the heads of the 1980 US Olympic hockey team.
I take issue with Mr Rainbow’s lyrics – he states that Individual-ONE has the Republicans by a grip upon anatomical features the evidence for which is entirely lacking.
Trump’s latest boondoggle to stroke his vanity now has one enlisted member raising the force strength to a grand total of two (2). Of course there is no decision yet (that would require planning, one of Trump’s bigliest abilities, don’t you know) as to what to call his rank other than Senior Enlisted Advisor which, of course is a positional title currently, not a rank/rate title.
Speaking of ranks, I checked and it seems the Department of Defense is only taking suggestions for USSF enlisted rank titles from current service members. The rest of us are out in the cold*.
*Let’s not confuse this song with “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”.
In space, all warriors are cold warriors.
I don’t see how “wrong on so many levels” could work as a punch line to “like having sex in an elevator.” Am I missing something?
The Indian government doesn’t want Trump and his entourage to be attacked by monkeys at the Taj Mahal. Or so they claim.
I, however, think it would be epic. And, given that the Indian government’s plan to prevent this calamity consists of a guy with a slingshot, I think they secretly may agree with me.
Can someone PLEASE make an altered version of the video in Rick’s link showing a gang of flying monkeys laying waste to the Warrior Trump?
I want to know if Trump had to pay one of those guys ten rupees to watch his shoes when he visited the Taj Mahal. (You’re not allowed to wear shoes when you walk around the building so there are these guys at the base who will guard your shoes for a nominal amount.)
Yes. Yes you are.
What does an elevator do?
You can’t risk a monkey biting Donald Trump. The monkey might get rabies.
Maybe CurtC was implying “I don’t see anything wrong with that!”
Point taken.
Insert “wrong” activity of your choice, then. “Listening to Nickelback in an elevator”? ”Putting ketchup and mustard on your hot dog in an elevator”? “Saying ‘less’ when you should say ‘fewer,’ in an elevator”? 
OK, I guess that was it. I didn’t get the connection, but if you’re saying that it’s wrong to have sex in an elevator, therefore it’s being wrong on so many levels, then I can see that, but it wasn’t clear to me that this was the point.
ISTM that the punch line should clearly be “fucked on so many levels.”
If you wanted to use “wrong,” then yes, a different metaphor would work better: “It’s like Kent Hovind on an elevator!”
You wait forever for it to come.
I went there in 2010. I was not required to remove my shoes (unlike the many mosques I visited in India) - I assume the combination of tourism and the fact that is a mausoleum, rather than a mosque, play a part.
FWIW the famous picture of Princess Diana at the Taj Mahal shows she’s wearing shoes.
Am I the only one who has had a vision of Trump forced to use a traditional Indian bathroom during his visit. Would love for him to have to squat to poop. After all, he is the healthiest president ever.
Will Individual 1 demand beef with all of his meals in India?