And you are never ready when it does?
Plus, you have to push all the right buttons.
From what I hear, Air Force One is fully stocked with all of the short-fingered vulgarian’s favorite delicacies.
While his hosts dine on the finest of Indian cuisine, he’ll be eating Big Macs, fries, and well-done steak with ketchup.
The WH is claiming that “internet freedom” (the ruthless murder of not neutrality) has raised real incomes by fifty billion dollars per year (whose are not specified) and increased “consumer welfare” by $40 billion per year (whatever the fuck that pile of pseudosemantic crutons is supposed to mean). Meanwhile, eliminating internet privacy rules has created real income of eleven billion dollars a year.
Also, abrogated bandersnatch Casanova pickle ensconcing murgatroid.
All across America, people are sending Xfinity/Comcast an extra five or ten dollars as an expression of their gratitude.
And they tearfully told tRump about it, addressing him as “sir.”
That’s a major success story of the Trump presidency: the glue industry is thriving! (And sales of Photoshop, too.)
There are a fair number of news articles discussing that very point, because obviously this is the most important thing at the moment. And FoxNewsis mocking CNN for “being obsessed” with Trump’s food, although I’m not sure the channel that reported obsessively about the Tan Suit, the Coffee Salute, and the fact that Obama likes Dijon mustard is well-placed to criticize.
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It takes forever to come.
Well, Trump’s pet fool, Limbaugh, just bleated this nonsense:
Of course he also asserted another bit of nonsense about it:
I wonder if it’s inappropriate now to refer to lung cancer as nothing but a bit of congestion.
So it’s both the common cold and a laboratory-created bioweapon? OK.
And a floor wax and a dessert topping!
Contradictory conspiracy beliefs are apparently a thing.
Why not? Concussions are just headaches.
I’m sure Rush already has a stockpile of forsythia and thus isn’t worried at all.
But does it make mounds & mounds of delicious cole slaw?
True, not serious like bone spurs.
Sure. Right. He said that before the midterms, and it was a lie then, too.
So Donald and his leech daughter got to pose in front of the Taj Mahal that he didn’t bankrupt. And he’s upset that those exposed to Corona got to reenter the US. And he thinks that two Supreme Court justices have an obligation to recuse themselves of any matter that involves him. In just over eight months we either get rid of this louse or he becomes dictator for life.