The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

Was it here that I first heard someone say that Trump is “the weak man’s idea of a strong man, the poor man’s idea of a rich man, and the stupid man’s idea of a smart man”?

So, we already know that Trump wants judges that disagree with him to get off the bench. Now he wants people who publicly disagree with him to be punished by the courts.

Yep, he’s going full on banana republic.

This is where I first saw it. And truer words were never spoken.

Why, we need a wall to keep this foreign virus out. Corona-virus? Sounds Mexican.

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IIRC, this quote has been around long before Trump but it aptly describes a set of his supporters. During the campaign, I was told by several of them how Trump was this great businessman. Apparently, they thought The Apprentice was a real-life depiction of Trump. Personally, I’ve never seen the show except in short video clips

Yeah, but Dos Equis is still OK. That Negra Modelo, though, we are keeping an eye on that.

I think it was originally said of Newt Gingrich that he was “a stupid man’s idea of a smart man.”

NO ONE has ever called the short-fingered vulgarian a “smart man.”

Not to mention those socialist, pot-smoking Bohemians.

I saw a Facebook post where a Trumpster stated with absolute confidence that “Trump is always the smartest guy in the room. Any and every room he’s in.”

A stupid man’s idea of a smart man, indeed. Although, I guess it could be technically true in the case when Trump is tweeting while alone in the bathroom. Could be. A bar of soap might give him a run for his father’s money.

It’s an amusing way of describing it, but I think Hurricane Maria also qualifies.

The press conference was a mistake. It Trump was trying to reassure the nation, the worst thing he could do is remind people that he’s the President.

I think the slide was attributable to Gav Newsom’s statement re: California testing for corona. But shit, if you wanna blame Mango Mogul, I’m fine with it.

He may get a chance to post another celebratory tweet when the Dow breaks 25,000.

Look kids! Big Ben! Parliament!

Holy crap, I thought there were only two tweets about that. I can’t wait until it hits 25,000 again today!

Of course he is, just ask him!

Looks like that tweet might be coming!

He’s one more bad day away from calling Wall Street a Witch Hunt.

I’m sure it’s the Fed’s fault for not making interest rates -10%

While I normally don’t like articles that are little more than random idiots tweets, this one amused me. Trump Supporters Flip Out After Completely Misreading Garth Brooks’ Shirt

Yeah, it’s gone down below the 25,000 mark already then bounced back through. We could get multiple tweets in one day at this rate.

ETA: Nope, back down below 25,000 again. Bounce, dead kitty, bounce!