The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

Proper asswiping is part of Spiritus Mundi. No human being is exempt.

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To that I say Bidet to Ya, Mate!

I’ve been producing them in my head for a while now. So much to choose from.

I hope people aren’t going to shy away from running “You can grab’m by the p…” over and over again. It came too late last time.

How about, “He made the US number one . . . even though China had a head start!”

The Flaming Yam had a General whacked and nearly started a war over the deaths of a couple of soldiers. But a thousand civilians dying already for the virus… nothing.

And look at all the people stuck at home now. A number of them have not only plenty of time to produce this stuff at home, but also the equipment to do so.

Sadly, that is the truth.

And they won’t see it.

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I think there are so many lies, misstatements, and absolutely bonkers nonsense from that clown there will be no end to material to use.

I can’t find a decent synonym for diseased, infected, or sick beginning with G. Anyone want to try? “MAGA = Make America Xxxx Again”.

I hope this doesn’t backfire. Calling trump names and pointing out his incompetence backfired bigtime on Hillary.

Actually, no, it didn’t. The states the yam won had voters in the majority who would have voted for him even if Jesus Christ were running against him as a Democrat. That is what got the yam into office. There simply are not enough people who would have considered not votiing for that clown in those states.

And then there’s the 10-15 flush Trump Dumps… :eek:

Germ-ridden?

Make America Germ Afflicted.

Or if an addition is allowed, Make America Never Geriatric Again?

FWIW
Make America Gangrenous Again
Make America Gastritic Again
Make America Grody Again?

I believe the technical term for an excess surplus of toilet paper is a “clog”.

ShitGibbon allegedly put Chinese President Xi on hold so that he could talk to Hannity on the air (this may or may not be a slight exaggeration, or perhaps lie number 83417).

Citing virus, EPA has stopped enforcing environmental laws:

more Disaster Capitalism

And we have a winner!

I saw this clip today.

Peter Navarro (White House trade adviser) helpfully explains to CNN’s Brianna Keilar that Trump has taken decisive action and this whole thing is China and Obama’s fault. See, Obama apparently left the cupboard empty for the Trump administration. And, the US doesn’t need the projected number of ventilators anyway.

I’m not sure how this squares with Trump saying the virus would miraculously go away, that there would soon be zero cases, and disbanding the pandemic team at the NSC but as one Trumpster I saw on Facebook explained, Obama’s team was so bad that Trump had to disband it in order to create his own functional team (although they never got around to it, apparently). This seems to be a Trump defender talking point now:

No, the White House didn’t ‘dissolve’ its pandemic response office. I was there.

This person has a different view:

I ran the White House pandemic office. Trump closed it.

[Washington Post pieces may be paywalled]

Snopes take on it:

Did Trump Administration Fire the US Pandemic Response Team?

True