The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

Don’t worry. The Trump administration’s solution will probably entail making all those lazy laid-off people who will receive stimulus checks to come into clinics and hospitals and use much cheaper fireplace billows to manually ventilate patients.

Win, win for Trump and guys like Lindsey Graham who are complaining about how those checks will incentivize people into not trying to work.

Those unemployed people will have to earn their checks now, and billows must be orders of magnitude less costly than real ventilators.

So being stuck “working” from home recently, I’ve been spending far too much time on the web.

On a whim I typed this query into Google: “what has that stupid sob done now.”

Google Search

The results were enlightening.

It’s a consideration if it means the existing players in the industry get out of the ventilator business. Where will we be when these 80,000 ventilators reach end of life? Who will be there to supply new ones? Perhaps, if 80,000 ventilators are built under this project, perhaps they should be stored in the Strategic Ventilator Reserve when the COVID-19 emergency ends. That, at least, avoids flooding the market.

Overseen, of course, by Top Men.

Individual 1 first claims that we don’t need that many respirators, then demands that GM open a closed plant to start making new respirators. Thing is, GM doesn’t own that plant any more, and Individual 1 knows it because he talked about it a year ago (also, he tweeted his demand to a nonexistent Twitter account)
https://politicaltribune.org/trump-sends-all-caps-demand-for-ventilators-to-wrong-gm-twitter-account-forgets-company-sold-factory-last-year

Try typing in “how bad are we fucked”.

He can’t even remember what he said ten minutes ago. You expect him to be consistent (or even honest) over the course of a year?

He’s making lots of demands lately. “Americans HAVE to get back to work!” “GM and Ford MUST make ventilators!”

Who the fuck does he think he is?

Emperor. I figured that was pretty clear.
I wanted to add a smilie at the end of that but nothing works…

But a year is so long ago! Who can remember back that far? In fairness, if it had happened yesterday, trump wouldn’t remember that either.

He can’t remember as far back as the beginning of a two word sentence.

Let’s be fair here. They are willing to do this should he give the legal order. But the chickenshit only wants to bluster and have other people solve his problems for him without doing even the minimum amount of work involved in signing a document.

My favorite is Donald Trump"s Non- Benign Boobery

‘Leadership theater’
Works just like ‘Security theater’

When I saw this tweet, my first thought was: Isn’t that what the Defense Production Act is for?

He could either invoke the DPA and make it happen, or he can go on Twitter and bang his tiny fists in impotent rage. He chose the easy way, obviously, unsurprisingly.

Well, I have to eat my words now. GM has been ordered to make ventilators under the act.

Trump did a 180 once he figured out nobody was listening to him on that particular bit of bullshit he was spouting.

The Best Men. Very smart men, believe me. In terms of medical.

Of course New York no longer needs ventilators. The Orange One moved to Florida. To Hell with those “losers” who stayed behind.

I thought the death panels were a Democratic Party plan?

I bet the Orange One thinks a P-38 can opener is a complicated machine.

No doubt.

I thought the NYT had “unpaywalled” all of their articles relating to the corona virus.

He thinks he’s Pharaoh. Didn’t you see The Ten Commandments? “So shall it be written; so shall it be done!”

Let’s see. My father was an engineer and both of my older brothers are engineers. Going by trumpian logic, that means I’m immensely qualified to make comments on engineering issues, right?

Ventilators and automobiles are completely different things. It might not even be possible to retool their factories without emptying the places and building all new machines from the ground up.

Isn’t there anyone in that jackass’s orbit who will tell him, “You’ve already proven you’re a complete fuckup. You don’t need to hammer that point home on a daily basis while people are fucking dying because of you”?

GM has already announced they are or will soon be ready to start producing up to 10000 ventilators a month, with first shipment (of less than 10000) in a month. But they’re not talking about re-opening a defunct plant like Trump said. They figured out the important bits themselves and let their engineers take the lead, partnering with Ventec (who actually are experts in respiratory devices), and getting approvals from the FDA. He’s just talking out his ass, as usual.

They’re also going to start mass producing surgical masks.

The real problem is he balked at the $1 Billion cost. GM claims they’ll do it at cost (and that $1 billion figure for 80000 ventilators seems legitimate given the market price for so many is higher than that), so it was Trump being Trump again. Considering he just signed a $2 Trillion bill, the numeracy is low with that one.

The cherry on top is he once again spouted lies about how fast GM claimed they could produce them and tried to blame them again for, I dunno, not giving them away for free or magically producing 100000 on the spot.

Is there a term for when the government tells businesses what they should produce?

“Emergency due to lethal pandemic”?