The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

Bill Barr is shooting his mouth off some more:

Then he said shit that’s really troubling, only not in the way he is troubled:

Why do I think that’s troubling? Well:

But:

This is why Harris would be a great Attorney General. Turn her loose on the Trump administration

You have a bright future as a Republican disaster recovery expert.

It sure as hell isn’t a festivus for the rest of us.

Trump Keeps Talking. Some Republicans Don’t Like What They’re Hearing.
Aides and allies increasingly believe the president’s daily briefings are hurting him more than helping, and are urging him to let his medical experts take center stage.

Take a look at that subhead and identify the ONE WORD that is a tip off this will never work.

URGINGThese poor bastards keep thinking the leopard might change his spots. I’ve highlighted a few more words that illustrate how doomed this project is:

He doesn’t take suggestions. He’s never wrong. He is always the smartest guy in the room. Period.

This one will make you laugh right out loud:

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Barack HUSSEIN Mooslim Kenyan Obummer who’s married to a MAN, FFS. Not fucking likely!

This part made me very happy:

Like I said, keep up the good work, Mr. President! :slight_smile:

Let Mikey take over??? This deserves an even bigger belly laugh!

What planet have these people been living on for the last three years?

To Snowborder Bo’s point about Barr, consider the timing of all this: the removal of inspector generals. It’s clear that Trump and his entourage intend to remove all restraint and weaponize the justice department. They want direct top-down control over federal agencies that have anything to do with law enforcement, national security, and intelligence collection.

…which most of us are, unfortunately.

…and in North Carolina, and other places where Republicans still have power. This is what not enough people understand: it’s a political culture that despises an inclusive, diverse democratic society.

Well that goes without saying, but what about social distancing?

I have a little back of the napkin graph that should shed light on that.

If we do no social distancing we can expect two million deaths in the US, but if we do complete social distancing for 100 years then no babies get born and the human race dies out. So there must be some point where more social distancing is actually worse than less social distancing. Therefore we can conclude that to save lives everyone should congregate in large crowds.

With that kind of reasoning, I believe there is a place for you in the current administration. How would you like to be Secretary of Something? We’re expecting openings very soon.

Doctor Donald explains the pandemic:

He sounds like Quint talking about the shark.

Or Ahab…

Hate to jump in here but the only openings available in this administration are for *Acting *Secretary of Something. There hasn’t been an actual Senate-confirmed appointment since Trump figured out this hack.

Someone else suggested it. Trump understands how the government works in much the same way an ant understands quantum mechanics.

And it’s not much of a ‘hack’. There are a lot of powers that Acting personnel cannot wield and they can only stay on the job for a short period. It really is more of a way to keep things from falling apart than keeping them working.

That’s ok if you have no interest in the efficacy of those Departments, but it’s a bit more of problem when you want things done or want coordinated leadership, like say during pandemics and such.

Trump today:

Re: the bolded parts: what the fuck is he talking about? It’s not his decision to make. He didn’t shut things down; state governors did. He’s “backup” and “a cheerleader”.

He thinks all things begin and end with him, that’s what he thinks. Of course.

Best headline of the week, from the Guardian

Peter Navarro: What Trump’s COVID-19 Tsar lacks in expertise, he makes up

They had me going - I clicked on the link expecting the rest of the sentence. Nope. There is no ‘rest of it’

Point of order: that’s what he believes. He’d sprain his brain if he actually tried thinking.

From the article in your link:

Nothing like an author who refers to a third person academic source…who happens to be a made up version of himself.

You just can’t make this shit up.

Excellent point. I stand corrected!