The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

For his entire life, Trump has had two concerns. Staying out of jail and making money. If he can appoint a bunch of incompetent ass kissing judges, he will not feel the full force of a system of justice. And win, win, he can continue his con game.

He has actually been smart enough to figure that out. STAY OUT OF JAIL. He figured that out.

He still can’t find his ass with both hands though.

Can we hire that team of CGI artists whose job was to digitally erase the buttholes from the movie Cats to go to work on this administration?

I’m sure we can generate enough to pay them if we took up a collection

Individual 1 is running an anti-Biden ad with pictures of Biden with Chinese officials. One of those “Chinese” officials former Washington governor Gary Locke.

But if we have all the buttholes in this administration erased, who will run the country?

Trump: “We have to get our country open.”

Question: “Will you say, sir, what metrics you will use to make that decision?”

Trump: “The metric’s right here.” [Points to head]
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1248966782297059328?

The White House is criticizing the Voice of America for running official statistics on US coronavirus numbers.
White House rips U.S.-funded outlet Voice of America in daily newsletter - POLITICO?

US is back on top!

USA!
USA!
USA!

WINNING!

US has overtaken Italy, and now leads the world in Covid-19 deaths.

Translation: “I don’t know what ‘metrics’ are.”

Yep, great job that coronavirus task force is doing.

Pence’s, Jared’s, or that other wanker’s?

We’re winning the Coronalympics!

Bring home the gold!!!

Well, for those smart enough to get onto the task force, I’m sure profits are up! Great Job!

You’re probably just jealous of their great business smarts.

Question: So, you’ve got nothing then?

Thinking REAL hard : “Has something to do with those confusing distances. Killo something”

A metric is something a meh-whore does for money.

They’re giving the country (if not the world) the business, and it smarts.

I pointed out in another thread that when Nicolle Wallace duplicated the gesture (in reference to a similar comment), she used her middle finger. Which may have been inadvertent, but certainly appropriate.

I might have missed this since the stupid is overwhelming.

"U.S. Customs and Border Protection needlessly spent around $12 million last year to guard, house and feed as many as 2,500 people in a private detention center in Texas that never held more than 68 detainees on any given day, according to a report from a congressional watchdog.

Over five months, Customs and Border Protection paid $5.3 million for 650,000 meals that were never ordered, according to the Government Accountability Office report released Thursday."

Who might have benefitted from the food contracts? The private security firms? The construction of the facility?

Note that during some of the time, a single detainee was guarded by 8 individuals. I’m feeling so much safer now.

Meretricious and metricicious! Or is it mehretricious?

“Once we OPEN UP OUR GREAT COUNTRY, and it will be sooner rather than later, the horror of the Invisible Enemy, except for those that sadly lost a family member or friend, must be quickly forgotten. Our Economy will BOOM, perhaps like never before!!!”

— President Trump, on Twitter

Ah, so we’re supposed to forget.