The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

It’s a trap! The bleach was made in China!
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**From The New York Times: Home Alone at the White House: A Sour President, With TV His Constant Companion As his administration grapples with reopening the economy and responding to the coronavirus crisis, President Trump worries about his re-election and how the news media is portraying him. **

Your tax dollars at work.

It’s the whole reason he has these daily pressers. The press conferences are his rallies, and he’s becoming more and more unhinged, which is good to see.

Oddly enough, that reminds me of that old saw about two guys deciding a “kick in the nuts” contest is the way to decide who’s stronger.

The Administration wanted to flood New York and New Jersey with thousands of doses of hydroxychloroquine .

I’m beginning to think it wasn’t such a good idea to have a moron for a president.

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/494447-trump-mulls-tying-postal-service-changes-to-emergency-coronavirus

Hindsight’s always 20/20.

But doesn’t COVID-19 also mess up your vision?

One way or another, I’m certain it would be a step forward.

I just watched the part of tonight’s presser where Trump laid out idiotic ideas for treating covid-19… holy fuck this guy is a lunatic.

Countdown to the first person to inhale bleach to clear his lungs. I give it 40 hours.

The ‘Blood Eagle’, super patriotic and good for your health!

CMC fnord!

Hindsight? Hindsight? What fucking “hindsight”?

I was watching a clip of the briefing and there’s a moment when Trump is discussing the latest miracle cure–UV light inside the body or something–and Trump says “But I’m not a doctor, but I’m a person who has a good you-know-what.” and he points to his head.

For some reason, I don’t think so.

A good tan? A good deal of fat between the ears?

We can rule out that haircut.

Kidneys, friend. Kidneys.*
By the way, have you ever noticed how much pain that clown in the White House seems to be in when he has to read something during these rallies/briefings?

*I can’t be the only one who knows that joke.

Some malaria pills, a hair dryer up the nose, bunch of UV lights, shoot up some bleach - cured. Let the economy rip.

An Ig-Noble prize in Medicine coming up. Take that Obama, never got one of those did you? Huh, did you?

Man, at least Pickles and Nathan only suggested drinking bleach.

You’re officially less intelligent than Dethklok, Trump!