The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

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Nathan’s experience drinking bleach is one of my favorite scenes from that show’s entire run!

Ba-da-BING! :smiley:

But is 2020 Hindsight more poignant than 2019 hindsight?

I’m not lowering the bar. I explicitly said at the beginning that he continued to say stupid things. I’m just clarifying that he didn’t say the particular stupid thing that everyone is saying that he did. Explicitly denied that, in fact.

I’m just making it clear what he did and did not say. That doesn’t imply that I’m excusing him or setting a lower standard of acceptability.

Yup, because the solution to unreasonable stupidity is inane pedantry.

Got it.

You are technically correct. We should be discussing how irresponsible it is for a President, whose musing about the use of an actual drug already caused morons to take a related drug in aquarium cleanser form and die from it, to idly speculate about how nice it would be if we could do inject the stuff that kills viruses in a dish into our veins.

It would be nice if we could show him the XKCD comic about guns killing viruses in vitro and have him learn something, but it is highly unlikely he would understand it, and quite possible he’d recommend it at a future ersatz rally.

He wants this whole thing to end like a movie. He suggested the oddball cure that solves everything with a neat bow and it all goes back to normal. Then he’s the hero for tweeting about the miracle and he gets his economy back and people shower him with praise. Roll credits.

Reality has other ideas.

“That’'s what I like about you, Tom. You never let your insensitivity get in the way of your stupidity.”

“Right. There’s a time and a place for everything”
–Stan Hart’s “The Great Gasbag”, satire of “The Great Gatsby” Mad #172 Jan. 1975

It’s neither pedantry nor inane, in any case. Trump says enough inane things himself that we shouldn’t have to make up or misinterpret his actual statements. It just gives them ammunition for things like this

Trump stands condemned and revealed as stupid by the thing he actually said.

Trump admits he said what everyone thinks he said, just that he was sarcastic.

As if he had an idea what sarcasm is…

Ummmm… It was a pun! That’s the ticket! Or one of them things that’s the same backwards and forwards.

And in this case, in a bizarre, mind-boggling clarification, he subsequently admits he meant precisely what everybody is implying, despite your rather lengthy (and yes, pedantic) response. He claims to have meant to suggest people should inject themselves with disinfectants.

Sure, he admitted it in the context of walking it back and claiming he wasn’t serious, but he actually admits that’s what he was trying to say.

I appreciate the need for accuracy and fairness in general, but in this case, you way overshot the mark.

There was a time where spelling potato as potatoe was intellectual grounds for making a republican unelectable; now they fall, lockstep, with a murderous buffoon who advocated mainlining disinfectant.

I think being sarcastic might be worse? Like, you’re talking to the press about a pandemic that killed 50,000 of your constituents, and you think it’s appropriate to troll them?

…do you mean a palindrome??!!?:dubious::smiley:

He knew all the tricks

I think, and I’m going out on a limb here, that they’re trying to frame it like he was trolling the journalists. I’m not sure anyone on his communication staff understand they are only there to transmit the information on, and not because they like having to ask serious questions of a semi-literate circus monkey.

Palindrome? The palindrome of Hydroxychloroquine is Eniuqorolchyxodyh!!!. It don’t work!

(My god, that was oddly satisfying.)

He thinks press-conferences are just like his rallies. He can say what he wants whenever. Joking about 50,000 dead is normal for him.